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-Juan Manuel Marquez
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Finally, a sexual euphemism for the video game generation.
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I was teaching my gerbil to play?
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"Really?" I replied, as I shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot. "You . . . you like pictures of small children being mauled by sheep too?"
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Really going the extra mile to disprove all those sports blog stereotypes, Cohen!
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In my pornographic memory Natalie usually has no carpet. When she changes styles and leaves a little the seams are definitely not shaggy.