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    Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Your move, Chestnut.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger


    I had the opposite reaction to this:


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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Who did Landis narrowly edge to win the contest? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Sean Salisbury.
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    Image of BlazingWithPhelps BlazingWithPhelps
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "...to become the first Fifth Third Burger challenge winner..."


    And wait a second--he did it in the fourth!

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    Image of Big Jim Slade Big Jim Slade
    04/10/09

    @BlazingWithPhelps: +15324
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/10/09

    @Big Jim Slade: Are you from the Hanso Foundation?
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    Image of ThePiratesFan ThePiratesFan
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    How is Kruk not covering/involved in this story?
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    04/10/09

    @ThePiratesFan:
    Due to limited meat supplies, he was passed over.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/10/09

    @Fatty_B: But they did give him a Torah the stadium.
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    Image of NoPracticoBurress NoPracticoBurress
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    This idea was obviously an homage to the West Alabama Whitehoods Three Fifths burger made popular in the 1960s.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    @NoPracticoBurress: +1
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "It's scary, almost," said 12-year-old Aaron Wisner, of Grand Rapids. Women were mortified. "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Leslie Rader, 22, of Walker.


    I guess I should have worn pants to the game yesterday.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it


    This is in my autobiography as "Chapter 8: The day I lost my virginity."

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