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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Fuck Faldo. He was also involved with a real charity, not a fake one through ExxonMobil. Fucking loser.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Yeah, and being able to drive the ball far came in handy for Phil at the 18th hole at Mamaroneck 3 years ago...
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Are you telling me a douchebag appeared on Entourage? That's a first.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    The Jerk Pro Shop called and they're all out of you!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Phil: So this is what a hospital looks like, huh? Unimpressive. Jesus, I didn't realize you kids were so small. What's wrong with you all?


    Sick children: We have cancer!


    Phil: I understand that, but how come you all look like little sacks of shit?


    Sick Children: Our bodies betray us.


    Phil: Whatever, fags.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: annnnnnd the most awkward interview at the FedEx/St. Jude Classic goes to...
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    The left out the part where Faldo removed his golf glove and swatted Phil's right man tit, signaling that the duel was on.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    If you're going to listen to champion golfers talk shit about their sexcapades, it probably doesn't get any better than Faldo or Freddie Couples, I'll give you that.
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    Image of The Legend of Vincent Tremblay The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Bryan Trottier and Kevin Stevens remain unimpressed.
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    04/22/09

    @The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: @Afino:



    + Watch video





    Always needs posted whenever its brought up
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    Image of It-burns-when-I-Peavy It-burns-when-I-Peavy
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    "you can start giving me a hard time"


    Is that some sort of sex move involving golf clubs...

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/22/09

    @It-burns-when-I-Peavy: It's the golf version of giving him the business.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    This is the whitest thing I've seen since I watched that albino bukake video.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Faldo: "I played golf the proper way."


    Phil: "Yeah, like my wife."


    So Faldo prefers a foursome?

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    "And how come Seve Ballesteros never shows up to these things anymore? What a prick."
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/22/09

    @Matt Sussman: he's a real head case.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/22/09

    In reply to Beware The Withering Insults Of FIGJAM
    Amy and MJ...yeah, there goes my lunch.
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    Image of ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError
    12/15/08

    In reply to The FIGJAM commenteth
    Mickelson's team also refuted the "nice tats" story, saying it was about a European Tour player


    Who are they trying to kid? Like they don't know their boy has got a set on him. If "Name a professional golfer with man-boobs" was a question on Family Feud, I'm pretty sure I know who the #1 answer would be.

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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/15/08

    @KissMeImAmish: Nancy Lopez?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/15/08

    In reply to The FIGJAM commenteth
    how lucky I am to have a class act like Bones on my bag


    Boy, this Star Trek slash fiction is getting out of hand.

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