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    The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    It doesn't look like my story, #1, will win. But the joke is on you voters, I can't read! #finalfailgate
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    [Redacted] had downed what was being reported as "close to a handle of gin" by noon or so.

    We can only assume he drank it warm, with a human hair floating in it.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    If the prize pack isnt a swift kick in the nuts and a trip to rehab then Im not voting #finalfailgate
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    I once tailgated at a tailgate-sitting tournament. What reigned was confusion. #finalfailgate
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    I was going to vote for Vest, but then a funny thing happened. My buddies came over and told me to take a shot of their "special" Jagermeister. I was like: guys, I gotta vote for Vest. They said "What are you, a pussy?" Not wanting to be called a pussy (because there might have been ladies present, but I don't know, because even though it was 10 a.m. I was still wasted), I did the shot. It was by far the most vile thing I have ever tasted. There was Jager in there somewhere, but plenty else. They started laughing hysterically. "Dude, you just drank pee!" they said. I could feel my stomach turn. I said come on, there's no way. They said yep -- they were trying to mix vodka and Jager and they were doing it in a big trough when they turned to see some hot girls walking by. They started to make conversation and, amazingly, got shot down. When they turned back around, their buddy Bear was peeing, but he was so drunk half of it was going into the trough. They told him to stop, but the damage had been done. For some reason, they thought that I should be the one to take the shot that would spill "the secret" — instead it just spilled my stomach, as I puked out everything, instantly, all over them. They still thought it was funny, but then I was like: "Guys, that's no way to behave at work."

    Then I voted for Vest.
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    Edited by Pedro Cuatrocinco at 11/03/09 12:46 PM Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/03/09

    @Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Yeah, that sounds about right. #finalfailgate
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    I vote for number [redacted] because after all, [redacted]? #finalfailgate
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    Even if you win you're still a loser. Just like in a child beauty pageant. #finalfailgate
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    @ArkansasFred: Or a spelling bee. #finalfailgate
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/09

    @ArkansasFred: Or the NL West. #finalfailgate
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    @Steve U: Or the Oscar category "Best Animated Short." #finalfailgate
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/03/09

    @ArkansasFred:

    just like life, because we all die. #finalfailgate
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    Image of Barb-A-Rod Barb-A-Rod
    11/03/09

    @ArkansasFred: Or a starred Deadspin commenter? #finalfailgate
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/09

    @Barb-A-Rod: Touche #finalfailgate
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    or just start pressing buttons in the section below

    Also fun to do in an elevator full of busy executives in a tall office building. #finalfailgate
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: It is fun but also the reason why I'll never be allowed back on that tour of the Vermont Yankee Power Plant. #finalfailgate
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    @David Hume: You bastard! You're the reason the Bennington "Kegs and Eggs" had to be canceled!
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 11/03/09 12:54 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/09

    In reply to The Final FAILgate: Please Pick The Most Pathetic Winning Entry
    Let's just hope the winner receives the same prize as successful contestants on The Running Man. #finalfailgate
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/03/09

    @Steve U: I was thinking Shirley Jackson's The Lottery. #finalfailgate
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/03/09

    @Steve U: Here's Artie Fufkin, now plain Fufkin. #finalfailgate
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