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    Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    All things considered, this has been the most successful mixer in Gawker history.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm too lazy to look--is this Moe the same Moe as is Jezebel Moe?
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/18/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: yes
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    [jezebel.com]


    pray for me

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/18/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Godspeed! You're braver than I am, and I have the equipment.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    04/18/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Good lord, son, you sure like to start fires.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: It's perverse joy, like stomping on caterpillars or magnifying ants. Every reply takes me a little further down the rabbit hole.
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    Image of RedStateSciFiGal RedStateSciFiGal
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    Please stop making fun of Moe. She is trying her very best. This is terrible. She is a strong women and does not deserve this sort of sexistic tactics. We all know that if you give her a chance, she will be better at sports than you. How would you like it if one of ytou decided to write on Jezebel about the maile spoint of view and you were rejected by the strong women there just because you were not a women? If you think that you are so brave and so much better than femailes, please dare to come to Jezebel and then you will see that the femailes are stronger and toughger and smarter than you think! Keep going Moe!! Keep doing your thing! Youa re very good at sports!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/18/09

    @RedStateSciFiGal: Oh my god. Pleasepleaseplease tell me you're really Supermike under a nom de plume or something.


    P.S.- I'm a woman, and this is the most retarded thing I've heard today.


    P.P.S.- Spellcheck. Look into it.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    04/18/09

    @RedStateSciFiGal: what's with the superfluous "i" you've been putting in "female" today? Is this like "womyn"? Or are ladies meant to be stuffed in envelopes and shipped across the country?


    Because, as a long-standing member of the Deadspin commentariot, I think it's clear that I subscribe to the latter rather than the former.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I'm convinced it's performance art. Partly because this interpretation will allow my sanity to remain intact. Mainly for the repeated use of "sexistic."
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    04/18/09

    @ClintonPortishead: I no longer think it's real either, but I'm bored tonight and don't mind poking the proverbial bears.
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    Image of She Blinded Me With Violence She Blinded Me With Violence
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    You're only making her more famous, people.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/18/09

    @CoolHwhip: Me and Sculptor don't count. You know this. I assume ths theory has been lobbed already, but is Moe dating AJ or something? That's like when a band adds a female keyboardist just because she's the lead singer's GF.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    is it just me, or are there a shit ton of offense in baseball so far this season? that and a bunch of people hitting for the cycle?


    also, Moe, I'm going to try and be constructive and just give you some homework for tonight. Read the following:


    [kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com]

    [awfulannouncing.com]

    [joeposnanski.com]

    [sports.espn.go.com]

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/18/09

    @mikedrawcar: *is there


    /fucking grammer

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    Well, I guess there's one thing left to do.


    Commence DUAN at Jezebel.com at, let's say, 8:00 EST.


    Everyone synchronize your watches ... now.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @Matt Sussman:


    We'll be like the Navy dive bombers at Midway.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    I was thinking pool scene in Caddyshack, but with more casualties.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    04/18/09

    @Matt Sussman: Can't you log into Deadspin and throw a DUAN up there for us?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    04/18/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Cockpits full of bloody seamen?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/18/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Metallica approves.


    What in holy hell s going on here today??

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    We'll wipe them out in basically 10 minutes.

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    04/18/09

    @Katni: Girl power or something. I can't tell.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    "Can't you log into Deadspin and throw a DUAN up there for us?"


    Yes, but what fun is that?

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/18/09

    @MrRedDevil: Girls are stupid.


    @CoolHwhip: No shit. I feel so disoriented. I'll be back after another cocktail or five.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    04/18/09

    @MrRedDevil: if you can't enjoy a DUAN post on your own without "DUAN" tagging, then you've fundamentally misunderstood the true nature of DUAN.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at:


    Listen to the Professor. He's pre-med.

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    Image of hortense hortense
    04/18/09

    @Matt Sussman: You know, I was kind of sad when you guys didn't show up for my fuck yeah Opening Day post last week. I posted a clip of the Sandlot and everything. And I was all "YEAH BASEBALL!"


    But then, I also admitted that I grew up a Mariners fan, so I can understand why you all stayed away.


    If you come over, be nice. I like you guys. Please don't make me ban you for sharing TMI or calling your favorite athlete a dumb fat whore.


    /jezebel moderator

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    I guess Deadspin now knows how the ground beneath the Hindenburg felt.
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    04/18/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Just liek Supersonics fans.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    @OnBiasPercentage: Not true. I'm all for shipping Moe to Oklahoma City.
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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    Hi guys. Haven't been here in awhile. I see we have a guest editor on a sports site who admittedly knows nothing about sports. Solid idea.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    @Scout 3.0:


    Long time, Scout

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    BRING BACK WEINTRAUB!!!!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    So true.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    I MADE A POST!

    I MADE A POST!

    EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, 'CAUSE I'M TYPING OUT A POST!

    I MADE A POST!

    I MADE A POST!

    TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' POST!
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    Image of Jim Casey Jim Casey
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    So Moe, how many times did you blow Daulerio to get this gig?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    @Jim Casey: Hey it's like a joke, but tactless. Thanks for that.
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    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    04/18/09

    In reply to Breaking: Some Sports Franchises More Equal Than Others
    I'm watching "The Cougar" right now, because deadspin told me to.


    Officer Nick to the Cougar: "Hi, I'm Officer Nick, and you are under arrest... for stealing my heart. You have the right to remain delicious."


    This thing might have legs.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Oh shit, son. You just gone and done got me to watch that!


    I was really on the fence of indifference with it, but that is legendary.

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