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    Image of BigRedEd BigRedEd
    11/21/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Holy Fuck, Drew, how long were you peeking in my windows.

    By the way, don't forget Monday Poker Night. My buddies and I have been doing it for years as it gets Monday Night Football and Poker out of the way at the same time, yet it throws her into a frenzy that she can't break up the team, Valerie Bertinelli Style. Fuck, Monday is just a throwaway night anyway, but the fucking control freak in her demands that she try to kill that one last freedom.
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    11/22/09

    @BigRedEd: Seriously, get another girl. She is pissed about a Monday night? She has got to be fucking crazy.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    See the mens questions work better for me. I am currently in a relationship where I make 4-5 times what he makes and I want a prenup. I like my house and I paid for most of it before you came into the picture, so please understand I view that as mine. Also, I told you up front, I don't want marriage and I don't want babies, so why are you bringing this shit up now? Can't we just live together and enjoy it? I understand you are younger than me, and I have been to the rodeo once, but when I married him, we took kids off the table, he had 2 from his first marriage, and we agreed no. Now you are making this an issue. I am 38, people don't start having kids at 38, they stop. Plus, it will make me pissy if I am going to work and you are staying home. You won't like me pissy so let's not rock the boat on this one. I undertand you think you would make an excellent father, but if that is what is most important, go find another girl and leave me alone. I like vacations, I have 3 planned for the next year already. I can't do these things all knocked up.
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    11/21/09

    @J-No: Most of my vacations start with tequila shots between 9 and 10 am, and let's face it, people judge pregnant women doing that. So let's pass.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Who would have guessed Drew would look so good in a wedding dress?
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    Image of A Duck With a Lisp A Duck With a Lisp
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Will you let me know that you'd like me to fix you a drink before I start making mine?

    If you wait until then you will have what I'm having. When I'm in the middle of making a martini, don't ask for a fucking brandy alexander! Those are two completely different drinks with different ingredients. I have to clean the shaker and jigger and strainer, then pour your ingredients. The entire time, my martini is getting warm!!!!!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Are you gonna eat that?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    And remember - if you're going to ask all of these questions, it's best to do so in the style of John McLaughlin
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    @ TimCouchPotato

    That is one of the most excruciating parts of marriage. Not only have I moved further away from my friends, the first time I met one of the husbands, I of course tried to break the ice with 'did you see that game?' His response? I don't like sports.

    That was three years ago. He'll be at the house tonight.
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    11/20/09

    @Phintastic: Yikes! My wife's friend, who is our age, married a guy 12 years younger than her and he doesn't like sports. So when they're over at our place for a BBQ, he just sits there, never joining in the conversation with the guys.
    I want to tell him, "Hey, can you move? That seat belongs to someone who can add to the discussion."
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    11/20/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer:

    At least now I can talk to the non sports guy...it's weird though, usually I just talk football with his wife because she's way into it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    6. Have we broken up several times before?

    Shouldn't you already know this answer?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    12. If instead of letting me watch the big game with the guys, will you force me to go the opera or watch a romantic comedy?
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    11/20/09

    @Stev D: Are you a manic pixie dream girl? Will I only realize this in the third act?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    #37- When you accept an invite for us to shit that you know I'd detest and would never agree to on my own, will you accept the fact that I'm going to be pissed, act like I'm pissed while there and get absolutely bagged up, and that you're going to hear about it later?
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    11/20/09

    @bevraj of choice: Get out of my head!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Get the kids/church question squared away early. Are we brain-washing these little fuckers or what?

    She WILL try to drag your miserable ass to church as often as possible, and guilt you for not going.

    She will also take god's side over yours fucking constantly. Same thing to a lesser extent with Flanders and the Water Department.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Are you OK with me occassionally ripping a fart in front of you, or are you going to react like I just took a dump on the carpet?
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    11/20/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon:
    11b. Are you willing to help me clean up after the former turns into the latter?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, and ruined everything.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What does Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation?

    12. Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: 13. What the hell was in that suitcase in Ronin?
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    11/20/09

    @#c16985266 : 14. What happened to the car in Army of Darkness?

    15. Where's the crew of the Mary Celeste?
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    11/20/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot:
    16. No, seriously, whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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    11/20/09

    @Mr. Praline:
    16. Who was the Hummer driver?

    17. Why the hell do they call him "Silent" Bob, anyway?

    18. Who moved my cheese?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Man: Would you get upset if I accidentally slept with your twin sister?

    Woman: I don't have a twin sister.

    Man: Your younger sister then.
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    Edited by the earl of weaver at 11/20/09 3:06 PM the earl of weaver was starred the earl of weaver was unstarred
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