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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    I'd rather participate in the PBR Open with John Daly.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Not heard: Johnny Miller discussing how he farted when he shot a 63 at Oakmont, and how the fart was probably the best fart ever cut.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    If you fart while signing your scorecard and it's an even-numbered day, you are disqualified from the tournament. The PGA is very specific about this.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Gary McCord shits his pants on a weekly basis and no one bothers to even mention it.
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    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Blaming the leather chair is a time-honored classic.
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    02/03/09

    @J. Henry Waugh: Barking spiders is always a good one too.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You don't know him like he knows him. You've never walked in his squeaky leather shoes.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Tony LaRussa is still the all-time wins leader at the PBR open.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/03/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: Dammit, you beat me to the PBR joke.
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    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    "Friends, light a match to his ass cause he's blowing up, Kenny Perry just defeated Charley Hoffman to win the FBR Open!"


    - Jim Nantz

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: "What is going through Perry's mind as he lines this putt up for all the beans?"
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    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Hello, Farts.
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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Obviously he was trying to go backdoor with that shot.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/03/09

    @Donnie_Iris: I thought he was laying one up.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    But the British accent makes the fart sound so much more sophisticated!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Noisy Flatulence on CBS: A Tradition Unlike Any Other.
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