A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin

Malcolm Brenner is the only man on Earth to achieve international fame for having sex with a dolphin. A former investigative journalist who covered the American Southwest, he remains best known for his 1970's love affair—mostly romantic, briefly sexual—with a bottlenose dolphin named Dolly. Their "courtship," which… » 2/11/15 12:38pm 2/11/15 12:38pm

Man In "No, Seriously, I Have Drugs" Shirt Charged With Drug Possession

Florida man John Balmer was arrested at a Kmart and charged with possession of meth; it appears Pasco County police might have been tipped off by the 50-year-old's shirt. » 1/06/15 3:53pm 1/06/15 3:53pm

Phuc Kieu Freed

Back in November, Gainesville, Fla., police alleged that a man named Phuc Kieu had tried to rape and rob a man. What we didn't know until now is that a few days later, cops discovered that the accuser made up the whole story. » 12/30/14 6:34pm 12/30/14 6:34pm

Six HS Football Players Suspected Of Raping Girl In Woods Near School

Six Winter Springs High (Winter Springs, Fla.) football players have been arrested and charged with sexual battery and false imprisonment after allegedly raping a 16-year-old student in the woods near the school. » 11/19/14 5:09pm 11/19/14 5:09pm

Wind Blows Florida Rapper Right Into The Sea During Photo Shoot

A Florida rapper who goes by the name of Presto Flo decided that the edge of a seawall would be a good place to have a photo shoot, because everyone looks awesome and cool while standing in front of the ocean. Unfortunately for Presto Flo, he decided to do his shoot on a particularly windy day, and it did not end… » 11/04/14 3:42pm 11/04/14 3:42pm

Man With Patriots Helmet Tattoo Arrested On Synthetic Weed Charges

You may remember Victor Thompson, the man with a Patriots helmet tattooed on his head, from back in 2012. I interviewed him a few days before the Patriots played the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI, since he lived roughly 20 minutes from me in New Hampshire. Thompson was in jail at the time for willful concealment, and it… » 10/10/14 11:47am 10/10/14 11:47am

Florida Teammates Get Into Fight Over Cleats; Police Called

Florida quarterback Skyler Mornhinweg—yes, son of Marty—and a teammate fought each other Monday night at Florida's stadium, allegedly over a pair of cleats. Things got stupid and nasty enough that the cops had to be called. » 10/07/14 5:51pm 10/07/14 5:51pm

Miami Dolphin Arrested, Tazed For Allegedly "Touching Females" At Club

Miami Dolphins defensive end Derrick Shelby was arrested early Saturday at a Florida nightclub for allegedly causing a disturbance. That's one way to spend a bye week. He resisted nonviolently, according to the police report, and his mugshot shows the police handled it their way. » 10/06/14 1:21pm 10/06/14 1:21pm

Florida Man Allegedly Attacks Men In His Golf Group With Broken Putter

One Labor Day golf foursome in Florida turned into a nightmare when a 38-year-old man in the group lost his temper, hit another member with a putter, and threatened the others with the then-broken putter. » 9/05/14 4:52pm 9/05/14 4:52pm

U.S. Rep Mistakes American Officials For Foreigners; Awkwardness Reigns

The Cable at Foreign Policy has documented the collapse of the American government. In a congressional hearing on Thursday, Rep. Curt Clawson of the 19th District of Florida, mistook two senior American officials, Nisha Biswal and Arun Kumar, for representatives from the Indian government, and repeatedly referred to… » 7/25/14 4:05pm 7/25/14 4:05pm

Naked Burger Thieves On The Lam In Florida Beach Town

Listen. Sometimes it's 3:06 in the morning, you and a couple of your buddies are wandering around a beach town in various states of undress, and suddenly you have need of 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon, three red peppers, and, uh, a paddleboard. Immediately! And the grocery stores are closed! What is a… » 7/24/14 12:55pm 7/24/14 12:55pm

The Hottest LeBron Take Comes Via The Florida GOP

The fun thing about LeBron is that he is famous enough to inspire enough different varieties of strong feeling in people that he can now mean just about whatever you want him to mean. Prodigal son. A man in full. Coward. Traitor. » 7/14/14 1:15pm 7/14/14 1:15pm

Florida Coach Suspended For "Twerking On Soccer Players" At Party

In the old days, a middle school soccer party used to mean cheap pizza, off-brand local supermarket soda, and having to leave when your mom picked you up on the way back from the mall. » 7/09/14 7:09pm 7/09/14 7:09pm

Reporter Captures The Fleeting Glory Of Youth In One Spring Break Photo

Some Alabama students and football players traveled to Florida for their spring break, as many college students do. While posing for a reporter's photos, this well-hydrated motley crew—from the University of Arkansas—posed with their hands, cups, and cigs. One girl in the middle of the photo took it further than that. » 3/27/14 10:00pm 3/27/14 10:00pm

Coach Fired For Playing In High School Girls' Soccer Matches

High school coaches: Even if you get that itch to relive your athletic career and make one more comeback, don't do it, because you'll probably be canned. » 1/23/14 9:20pm 1/23/14 9:20pm

Which TV Market's Getting Screwed Today? Your Week 9 NFL Viewing Maps

Man who invented Whac-A-Mole blows up warehouse: No one was hurt in the Orlando explosion, which occurred where Aaron Fechter was working with an experimental fuel. [Miami New Times] » 9/27/13 10:26am 9/27/13 10:26am