Jameis Winston Catches An RKO From Randy Orton

This is almost too perfect of a set up, but I'm laughing at it anyway, because Jameis Winston's fumble was perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen in a football game, and Randy Orton RKOing the world still has some juice. » 1/02/15 9:48am 1/02/15 9:48am

College GameDay's Sam Ponder Goes Off On Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston is suspended for today's game against Clemson, but that didn't stop him from being a major focus of College GameDay. Here contributor Sam Ponder—the only female member of GameDay—takes Winston to task and wonders "how can you think it would ever be appropriate to publicly speak in such an obscene and… » 9/20/14 12:00pm 9/20/14 12:00pm

Nike To Jimbo Fisher: Get Rid Of Your 9-Year-Old's Under Armour Sweater

The Wall Street Journal has gotten its hands on some emails that were sent between Nike officials and the Florida State athletic department, and they demonstrate just how truly insane Nike is about protecting its #brand. » 8/01/14 3:03pm 8/01/14 3:03pm

Here Is the Video of FSU's Jameis Winston Stealing Crab Legs

Jameis Winston, the Heisman winner, national title champ, and Florida State football hero, can do no wrong according to his biggest boosters—at least, not without incontrovertible evidence. Well, here's some evidence that he's a dumb supermarket thief, if nothing else. » 5/15/14 1:59pm 5/15/14 1:59pm

FSU Art Student Creates Painting Of Frat Bro Blowing Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston Accuser's Family Attorney: "This Was A Rape"

On Thursday morning Jameis Winston's attorney, Timothy Jansen, suggested that his client engaged in consensual sex with his accuser. On Friday night, the accuser's family specifically denied that claim. In a statement released to the media, the family's attorney Patricia Carroll was unequivocal: "To be clear, the… » 11/23/13 1:04pm 11/23/13 1:04pm

Florida State Running Back Demonstrates How To Run Over A Defender

Turns out, it's a lot like it sounds. The defender's lucky that James Wilder Jr. was close to the end zone, otherwise he probably would have been dragged along for another ten yards or so. Photo by Nell Redmond/AP Images » 11/11/13 12:18pm 11/11/13 12:18pm

Man, College Was Awesome: Your Clemson-FSU GameDay Sign Roundup

It's once again time for the Saturday afternoon tradition of oak-tag-and-sharpie bons mots. Today we are back in Death Valley where Clemson hosts Florida State this evening on ABC. Before we get to the signs, I'd like to just take a moment, for the adults here, to reflect on how fucking radical college was: look at… » 10/19/13 12:48pm 10/19/13 12:48pm

FSU Pulls Off Flutie-Like Hail Mary Against Boston College

Sure, it's not a game-winning touchdown, but it's hard not to think about Flutie when you watch this. With time expiring in the half, Jameis Winston scrambled away from BC defenders and launched a desperation jump ball from right around the 40-yard line into the endzone for a touchdown to Kenny Shaw. Florida State… » 9/28/13 5:32pm 9/28/13 5:32pm

Former Florida State OT Just Got His 2012 SEC Championship Ring

Conference realignment is definitely confusing these days, but we're pretty sure Florida State is still in the ACC. In fact, yes, Florida State is still in the ACC; the Seminoles beat Georgia Tech 21-15 last year to win the ACC for the first time in seven years. According to this ring FSU won the SEC for the first… » 7/10/13 8:44pm 7/10/13 8:44pm

It's Official: Somehow Florida, Of All Damn Teams, Was Thoroughly…

So the near-impossible has actually happened: The national media and coaches really, truly underestimated Florida this year. Any chance that wasn't the case evaporated as the Gators ripped off 24 straight points near the end of their 37-26 win over rival Florida State, a team that spent nearly the entire season in the… » 11/24/12 9:59pm 11/24/12 9:59pm

Florida State Didn't Cover Against Savannah State Because They Played…

Yesterday, we talked about Savannah State football throwing itself on the altar of an increased budget for the school's athletic department; today, we see the absurd fallout that can result from a cupcake game no one is particularly invested in. The Tigers had been slaughtered 84-0 by Oklahoma State the previous week,… » 9/09/12 10:15am 9/09/12 10:15am

The Savannah State Athletic Director Sure Does Hate His Football Team

Or least that's the way it looks in the short-term. Partly as an investment in the future, Savannah State has offered itself up as a cupcake to far better teams this season, and has proven itself thus far a rich, artisanal cupcake, with delicate pink frosting and cinnamon accents. The program's first loss of the… » 9/08/12 9:15am 9/08/12 9:15am

What Is On The Syllabus for Florida State's Class On How Not To End Up…

It's an important class for college students these days, so thank goodness for Dr. Jason Pappas. The course is named "Issues in Sports Management," or perhaps more accurately "How To Avoid Crashing Your Motorcycle While Joyriding With A Younger Female Employee Who Is Not Your Wife." Its course code SPM 5930. » 7/08/12 5:00pm 7/08/12 5:00pm

Your College Football Afternoon Games Open Thread

Skip Holtz will try to beat the team Daddy Lou used to coach! How awesome is that?! So awesome that it's a network game! Oh, pretty much every Notre Dame game is on NBC, you say? Of course it is. Because that's how it was foretold. » 9/03/11 3:30pm 9/03/11 3:30pm

At FSU-Florida Tailgates, Beer-Bonging May Be Interrupted By An…

Hopefully, the poor girl in the huge sunglasses got to finally suck down that funnel she'd been diligently training for all day. She seemed rattled. [YouTube] » 11/29/10 9:45am 11/29/10 9:45am

Your College Football Early Games Thread

For potential heart-attack fetishists, there's Illinois at Michigan State. For sadists, B.C. at Florida State or Minnesota at Purdue. For the righteous/godless, Western Michigan at Notre Dame. For college-football addicts, there's Missouri at Texas A&M and Vanderbilt at Georgia. » 10/16/10 12:00pm 10/16/10 12:00pm

Bobby Bowden Has Had Just About Enough Of Your "Rules"

FSU's 14 forfeited wins puts Bobby Bowden a distant second in number of all-time D1 victories. The dignified thing to do would be to accept it, move on, and try to outlive outlast JoePa. That's not how Bobby rolls. » 7/29/09 9:00pm 7/29/09 9:00pm