Jameis Winston Accuser's Family Attorney: "This Was A Rape"

On Thursday morning Jameis Winston's attorney, Timothy Jansen, suggested that his client engaged in consensual sex with his accuser. On Friday night, the accuser's family specifically denied that claim. In a statement released to the media, the family's attorney Patricia Carroll was unequivocal: "To be clear, the… » 11/23/13 1:04pm 11/23/13 1:04pm

Man, College Was Awesome: Your Clemson-FSU GameDay Sign Roundup

It's once again time for the Saturday afternoon tradition of oak-tag-and-sharpie bons mots. Today we are back in Death Valley where Clemson hosts Florida State this evening on ABC. Before we get to the signs, I'd like to just take a moment, for the adults here, to reflect on how fucking radical college was: look at… » 10/19/13 12:48pm 10/19/13 12:48pm

FSU Pulls Off Flutie-Like Hail Mary Against Boston College

Sure, it's not a game-winning touchdown, but it's hard not to think about Flutie when you watch this. With time expiring in the half, Jameis Winston scrambled away from BC defenders and launched a desperation jump ball from right around the 40-yard line into the endzone for a touchdown to Kenny Shaw. Florida State… » 9/28/13 5:32pm 9/28/13 5:32pm

Former Florida State OT Just Got His 2012 SEC Championship Ring

Conference realignment is definitely confusing these days, but we're pretty sure Florida State is still in the ACC. In fact, yes, Florida State is still in the ACC; the Seminoles beat Georgia Tech 21-15 last year to win the ACC for the first time in seven years. According to this ring FSU won the SEC for the first… » 7/10/13 8:44pm 7/10/13 8:44pm

It's Official: Somehow Florida, Of All Damn Teams, Was Thoroughly…

So the near-impossible has actually happened: The national media and coaches really, truly underestimated Florida this year. Any chance that wasn't the case evaporated as the Gators ripped off 24 straight points near the end of their 37-26 win over rival Florida State, a team that spent nearly the entire season in the… » 11/24/12 9:59pm 11/24/12 9:59pm

Florida State Didn't Cover Against Savannah State Because They Played…

Yesterday, we talked about Savannah State football throwing itself on the altar of an increased budget for the school's athletic department; today, we see the absurd fallout that can result from a cupcake game no one is particularly invested in. The Tigers had been slaughtered 84-0 by Oklahoma State the previous week,… » 9/09/12 10:15am 9/09/12 10:15am

The Savannah State Athletic Director Sure Does Hate His Football Team

Or least that's the way it looks in the short-term. Partly as an investment in the future, Savannah State has offered itself up as a cupcake to far better teams this season, and has proven itself thus far a rich, artisanal cupcake, with delicate pink frosting and cinnamon accents. The program's first loss of the… » 9/08/12 9:15am 9/08/12 9:15am

What Is On The Syllabus for Florida State's Class On How Not To End Up…

It's an important class for college students these days, so thank goodness for Dr. Jason Pappas. The course is named "Issues in Sports Management," or perhaps more accurately "How To Avoid Crashing Your Motorcycle While Joyriding With A Younger Female Employee Who Is Not Your Wife." Its course code SPM 5930. » 7/08/12 5:00pm 7/08/12 5:00pm

College Football Preview: In-State Rivalries Take Center Stage


Texas beat Texas A&M 49-9 yesterday. They're now 11-1. But unless you were in Texas you had no idea this game was happening. Even I didn't think to check this score until late Thursday night. That's because I spent Thanksgiving with family. Included in part of my day was a trip to Ford Field to watch the Titans… » 11/28/08 12:00pm 11/28/08 12:00pm