'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff

What happens when you mix steroid hysteria with two self-aggrandizing backwoods halfwits on either side of the law? This: "What investigators aren't sure of is whether Richard Thomas, 35, is telling the truth when he said ... he sold mostly to professional athletes," specifically those on the Capitals and Nationals.