Ray McDonald Arrested Again, For Allegedly Violating Restraining Order

Former Chicago Bears and San Francisco 49ers defensive end Ray McDonald was arrested this evening by Santa Clara (Calif.) police for violating a restraining order. The restraining order was issued in connection with an incident that occurred two days ago, when McDonald was arrested on misdemeanor domestic violence and… » 5/27/15 10:03pm Yesterday 10:03pm

La'el Collins Nearly Didn't Make It Out Of The Draft

Former LSU offensive lineman La’el Collins had one of the most bizarre NFL draft sagas in recent memory. A surefire first- or second-round pick, Collins’s status was upended when he was named in connection with the murder of his pregnant ex-girlfriend, Brittney Mills. A paternity test for Collins has since come back… » 5/15/15 2:20pm 5/15/15 2:20pm

Pats' Ballghazi Defense: "The Deflator" Was Just Trying To Lose Weight

The New England Patriots have officially fired back at Ted Wells’s Ballghazi report, in the form of an impenetrable Wordpress page that might as well be titled Loose Balls: The Truth About PSI. The site contains an attempt by one of the Patriots’ lawyers to fisk Wells’s report, and although it’s an exhausting read,… » 5/14/15 12:14pm 5/14/15 12:14pm

Jameis Winston Goes After Accuser In Vicious Countersuit

Jameis Winston’s legal team has filed their response to Erica Kinsman’s civil lawsuit, which accused him of sexual battery, assault, false imprisonment and “intentional infliction of emotional distress arising out of forcible rape.” Winston is denying the rape and all of Kinsman’s claims, which was expected. But this… » 5/11/15 6:00pm 5/11/15 6:00pm

Chris Christie Used Tax Dollars To Buy So Much Damn Food At NFL Games

Governor and blanched potato Chris Christie is a fixture at NFL games, often getting access to luxury boxes because of his relationships with people like Jerry Jones. Thanks to a report from Watchdog.org, we now have a pretty good idea of what Christie is doing while enjoying games from those luxury boxes: spending… » 5/11/15 12:41pm 5/11/15 12:41pm

Top Jaguars Draft Pick Tears ACL During His First Team Workout

This just sucks. Dante Fowler, the top Jacksonville Jaguars pick this year and No. 3 overall in the draft, tore his ACL today during practice, according to multiple reports. ESPN.com reported the injury happened to the defensive end during an 11-on-11 drill “less than an hour into the first day of rookie minicamp.”
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Tom Brady Answers Questions About Ballghazi, Doesn't Say Much

Tom Brady made an appearance tonight at Salem State University in Salem, Mass. for a Q&A with sportscaster Jim Gray. The event was scheduled months ago, but in light of yesterday’s release of the Wells report—which concluded that it was “more probable than not” that Brady was “generally aware” of the attempts by… » 5/07/15 9:02pm 5/07/15 9:02pm

Gronk: "There's Only One Thing You Can Deflate: Deez Nuts!" 

When asked about his thoughts on Ballghazi earlier today, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, a bottle of Muscle Milk come to life, had no comment except to flex his muscles. Given a few more hours to compose his thoughts, Gronk released a video chastising the media for focusing on Deflategate instead of ever asking… » 5/06/15 9:25pm 5/06/15 9:25pm

Tom Brady Threw Those Poor Ball-Deflating Jamokes Under The Bus 

John Jastremski and Jim McNally probably thought it was cool being in cahoots with Tom Brady. He’s the starting quarterback for the New England Patriots, has more Super Bowl rings than most, and his wife is friggin’ Gisele Bündchen. How could these team employees have known he would abandon them, with a string of text… » 5/06/15 6:21pm 5/06/15 6:21pm

Peter King's Credulity Is A Character Flaw

So Peter King, the NFL’s ambassador to Sports Illustrated, published something stupid and offensive in this morning’s edition of his weekly Monday Morning Quarterback column: his own writing. Within that, though, a particular passage, explaining the Dallas Cowboys’ selection of University of Nebraska pass-rusher Randy… » 5/04/15 2:25pm 5/04/15 2:25pm

What The Hell Is Going To Happen To La'el Collins Tonight?

Former LSU offensive lineman La’el Collins, who was on track to be a first-round pick in tonight’s NFL draft until this week, has yet to speak to Baton Rouge police who want to question him in relation to an ongoing murder investigation. Police say that Collins is not a suspect, but he won’t meet with them until after… » 4/30/15 5:49pm 4/30/15 5:49pm

Haughty Dipshit Gregg Easterbrook Gone From ESPN

It’s draft day today, and you may have noticed that former Fullbright distinguished fellow Gregggggggg Easterbrook has yet to issue his annual “mock” mock draft, in which he has teams drafting all sorts of whimsical fictional characters and public figures. The Ravens drafting Hillary Clinton because she excels at… » 4/30/15 10:53am 4/30/15 10:53am