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    Image of The Count of Monte Fisto The Count of Monte Fisto
    11/01/09

    In reply to Tackler Has Great Form, Terrible Uniform Recognition
    I'd be more alarmed that the guy couldn't even remember whether his team was punting or receiving. #football
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment The Count of Monte Fisto was starred The Count of Monte Fisto was unstarred
    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    11/01/09

    In reply to Tackler Has Great Form, Terrible Uniform Recognition
    The same thing happened to Pat Tillman once. #football
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/01/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: +1 That one got you a heart-click. #football
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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/14/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Journal-Gazette Times-Courier? Four names for one newspaper?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Don't worry, 10 years from now when they are on their lunch break at the Lender's bagel factory, they will tell the story of the time when a fight broke out after the flag football game and they will all laugh about it together.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    @J-No: I don't wanna wait
    For our lives, to be o-ver...
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Nice.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @J-No: You make that sound so bleak, but I bet they get free bagels once they go stale.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: And they get to enjoy the bagel festival. So they have that going for them.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    I hear Chris Hansen was all set for a To Catch a Predator: Mattoon but upon visiting the town said "Forget it. These girls are fucked already."
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    OMG. I dated this one girl in high school who was on the flag football team. I have never met a more self-absorbed, sex-obsessed person in my life. ALL she would do is talk about how she wanted to have sex with me, or she'd make me let her... do other things to my body. Ugh... I don't even want to think about remembering it. At school she'd always strut around like she owned the place, and the worst part was, our school girl's flag football team WASNT EVEN GOOD THAT YEAR. We sucked awfully but she thought she was so great just because she "finally made Captain," which I had to hear about ALL THE TIME. Fuck these girls, they are all immature brats who will ruin your life.

    /Reverse Jezebel'd
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    Steve U promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You're giving me CPSL flashbacks. But +1 nonetheless.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Indeed. +1.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Those lady flag-football players treat us like we're nothing but pieces of meat. They are SUCH misandrists... LE SIGH.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Judging by the picture, it's easy to why Emeritus fled the place.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment This is my Star was starred This is my Star was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: He'd never make the team?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: They do look rather bullyish. No decency to them at all, that lot.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/13/09

    @Steve U:

    I think that team right there was in the "others receiving votes" section in the last AP Poll.
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    Image of Stymie99 Stymie99
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Huh, front left corner....Is that a rare Screech sighting?
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    Steve U promoted this comment Stymie99 was starred Stymie99 was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Stymie99: Did he lose weight? I think he lost weight.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    Ooh Ooh, is Thomas Friedman next???
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    I suppose this is tolerable, but that may only be because I took a Lortab a few minutes ago.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    My money's on Pliny.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    10/03/09

    @Steve U:

    I'll take that bet with Pitt the Younger.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    This is political bullshit.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    O Dame Peggington, your quill doth overflow this fine Saturday. More laudanum, madam?
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Are The Elders of Tomorrow?
    Peggy, what are your thoughts on "Jay Cutler: is he the next Tom Brady?" Thank you in advance.
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    Image of Return of DaOtter Return of DaOtter
    10/03/09

    @allyzay: I blame you for all of this.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    10/03/09

    In reply to Could There Be a Problem With the Oakland Raiders?
    Worst photoshop EVER
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