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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/25/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    The first hit reminds me of this:

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/25/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    You got.....JACKED UP!
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    11/24/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    Their legs are so tiny! LOL
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    11/24/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    I call fake.
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    Image of I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack
    11/24/09

    @Richard Blakeley: Ummm, what part of that looks fake? The kid is just kinda big and is actually coordinated.

    /Just like this clip, Micheal Jackson's personal heaven would involve hitting little boys with authority
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    Richard Blakeley promoted this comment I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack was starred I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack was unstarred
    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    11/24/09

    @I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack: The video looks a little too professional and the way the second kid gets knocked out looked like it was forced. And what's the deal with the magnet at the beginning? I have a feeling that might be for some movie and/or product. And in the first clip... the QB just stands there forever, it's retarded, is that what those things normally look like?

    But I watch too much internet video and I am completely jaded so who knows...
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    Image of Kick His Ass Seabass Kick His Ass Seabass
    11/25/09

    @Richard Blakeley: Maybe he is just standing there because it is a six year old learning how to play football...
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    Richard Blakeley promoted this comment Kick His Ass Seabass was starred Kick His Ass Seabass was unstarred
    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    11/25/09

    @Kick His Ass Seabass: Do you think the kid who knocked him out was 6 as well?
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/25/09

    @Richard Blakeley: something does seem off on the second hit, but I'm not sure that its fake.
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    Edited by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface at 11/25/09 1:14 AM Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was starred Sir Hotbod Handsomeface was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/24/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    Also, there was apparently a Def Jam Comedy show going on off-camera,
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/25/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: plusfuckingone
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/24/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    They call him Steve Atwater-wings.
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    Image of Mr Papagiorgio Mr Papagiorgio
    11/24/09

    In reply to Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
    Talk about bringing the lumber, Matt Millen just creamed in his pants. Not because of the hit mostly because of his love affair with six year old boys.......ohh and drafting shity wide recievers year in and year out and devestating a team for years to come.
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    The Gizmo from Pismo approved this comment Mr Papagiorgio was starred Mr Papagiorgio was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/24/09

    @Mr Papagiorgio: this seems like misplaced anger to me.
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    Image of Mr Papagiorgio Mr Papagiorgio
    11/24/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: Hey i love a form tackle as much as the next guy but it doesn't change the size of the vein busting out of my forehead everytime i hear old Matty's voice ruining an othewise enjoyable NFL broadcast. I mean why would anyone hire him to "Analyze a game" when clearly he couldn't analyze his own team day in and day out.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    In reply to Los Angeles: Where Football Goes To Die
    Word on the street is the the first 54 Jim Fassels couldn't coach either.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    11/18/09

    @Karlifornia: nevermind
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    Karlifornia promoted this comment Edited by Gravy at 11/18/09 10:26 PM Gravy was starred Gravy was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    @Gravy: Oh, come on. What'd you say? I'm dying to know.
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    Image of The Count of Monte Fisto The Count of Monte Fisto
    11/01/09

    In reply to Tackler Has Great Form, Terrible Uniform Recognition
    I'd be more alarmed that the guy couldn't even remember whether his team was punting or receiving. #football
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment The Count of Monte Fisto was starred The Count of Monte Fisto was unstarred
    Image of SponsoredbyV8 SponsoredbyV8
    11/01/09

    In reply to Tackler Has Great Form, Terrible Uniform Recognition
    The same thing happened to Pat Tillman once. #football
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    twoeightnine promoted this comment SponsoredbyV8 was starred SponsoredbyV8 was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/01/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: +1 That one got you a heart-click. #football
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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/14/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Journal-Gazette Times-Courier? Four names for one newspaper?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Don't worry, 10 years from now when they are on their lunch break at the Lender's bagel factory, they will tell the story of the time when a fight broke out after the flag football game and they will all laugh about it together.
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    Edited by J-No at 10/13/09 9:12 PM J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    @J-No: I don't wanna wait
    For our lives, to be o-ver...
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    J-No promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Nice.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @J-No: You make that sound so bleak, but I bet they get free bagels once they go stale.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    10/13/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: And they get to enjoy the bagel festival. So they have that going for them.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    I hear Chris Hansen was all set for a To Catch a Predator: Mattoon but upon visiting the town said "Forget it. These girls are fucked already."
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    Edited by ClintonPortishead at 10/13/09 9:00 PM ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    OMG. I dated this one girl in high school who was on the flag football team. I have never met a more self-absorbed, sex-obsessed person in my life. ALL she would do is talk about how she wanted to have sex with me, or she'd make me let her... do other things to my body. Ugh... I don't even want to think about remembering it. At school she'd always strut around like she owned the place, and the worst part was, our school girl's flag football team WASNT EVEN GOOD THAT YEAR. We sucked awfully but she thought she was so great just because she "finally made Captain," which I had to hear about ALL THE TIME. Fuck these girls, they are all immature brats who will ruin your life.

    /Reverse Jezebel'd
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    Steve U promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You're giving me CPSL flashbacks. But +1 nonetheless.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Indeed. +1.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Those lady flag-football players treat us like we're nothing but pieces of meat. They are SUCH misandrists... LE SIGH.
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    Edited by Brazil Thrill at 10/13/09 10:53 PM Brazil Thrill was starred Brazil Thrill was unstarred
    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/13/09

    In reply to News From Lake Wobegon Mattoon (UPDATE)
    Judging by the picture, it's easy to why Emeritus fled the place.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment This is my Star was starred This is my Star was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: He'd never make the team?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    @This is my Star: They do look rather bullyish. No decency to them at all, that lot.
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/13/09

    @Steve U:

    I think that team right there was in the "others receiving votes" section in the last AP Poll.
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    This is my Star was starred This is my Star was unstarred
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