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For Your Viewing Pleasure: How to Stuff a Wild Deadspin

• 3:00 — Movie: In the Valley of Elah [MAX] - Woman stands topless in front of you... "ma'am" could be taken as an insult.
• 3:30 — Golf: LG Skins Game, Back Nine [ABC] - After nine holes, Not Tiger is leading Not Tiger while Not Tiger has yet to earn a skin yet. If you're a betting reader, we'd take Not Tiger for the… »11/30/08 12:00pm11/30/08 12:00pm

For Your Viewing Pleasure: It's a Hard-Knock Life for Us

• 12:00 — Movie: Annie [ABC Family] - If your team loses today, you just stick out your chin and grin and say...
• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Georgia Tech at Georgia [CBS] - Stone Mountain will be leveled by the sheer force of will emitted from this game. This will not be enough to convince some that the… »11/29/08 12:20pm11/29/08 12:20pm

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Charlie Weis Should Do Pushups Everytime Notre Dame Scores

12:00 »11/15/08 12:00pm11/15/08 12:00pm — College Football: Navy vs. Notre Dame [CBS], Ohio State vs. Illinois [ESPN] - Navy looks to go streaking against Charlie Weis! • — Movie: - D’s, , D’s [Cinnemax] • — Do the Dew: World of Adventure Sports [NBC] • — College Football: Minnesota vs. Wisconsin or Maryland vs. UNC [ABC], South Carolina vs.…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Kristi Yamaguchi Also Has Free Nights and Weekends

• 12:00 — »11/08/08 12:00pm11/08/08 12:00pm Sport: College Football - Michigan at Minnesota [ESPN] and Ohio State at Northwestern [ESPN2] - Your Big Ten liver warmups. (Also, Baylor at Texas on FSN and Syracuse at Rutgers on ESPNU.) Sport: College Football - Alabama at LSU [CBS], Stanford at Oregon [FSN], and Regional Potpourri Theatre (Clemson at…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: A Cross-Country Demolition Blog Post Without Rules

12:00 »10/25/08 12:00pm10/25/08 12:00pm — Sport: College Football - Texas Tech vs. Kansas [ESPN] - Not pictured: Texas, Oklahoma State and Oklahoma lining up to help expand the rear entry opened wide by Kansas. • — Sport: College Football - Illinois vs. Wisconsin [ESPN2] - The Beloit, WI/South Beloit, IL Border War heats up. Beloit College becomes…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Shut Up, Shark Bait!

1:00 »9/28/08 12:00pm9/28/08 12:00pm — NFL: Green Bay @ Tampa [FOX] — Here is your full . • — MLB: Marlins @ Mets [MLB.tv] — Heimlich! • — MLB: Cubs @ Brewers [MLB.tv] — CC Sabathia can prove his mettle with a win today. • — Outdoors: Bill Dance Outdoors [Versus] — Because if you're not actually going to leave your house, you can at least see…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Leave the Ball, Take a Walk to the Dugout

12:00 »9/27/08 11:30am9/27/08 11:30am — Golf: PGA Tour Championship [NBC] - Kim vs. Sergio for a Ryder Cup rematch. • — College Football: Michigan State @ Indiana [ESPN] - Unfortunately, this is not a basketball game. • — College Football: Wisconsin (9) @ Michigan [ABC] • — MLB: Marlins @ Mets [MLB.tv] - Forecasts call for rain and a bullpen…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Shall We Play a Game?

1:00 »9/14/08 12:15pm9/14/08 12:15pm — NFL: Oakland @ Kansas City [CBS] — This is a game where one head coach may be ... in week two. Hopefully I will not get fired after two. • — NFL: Bears @ Carolina [FOX] — Get to know Matt Forte and Kyle Orton. Here's the link to the . • — MLB: Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox [TBS] — At least it's not…