For Your Viewing Pleasure: How to Stuff a Wild Deadspin

• 3:00 — Movie: In the Valley of Elah [MAX] - Woman stands topless in front of you... "ma'am" could be taken as an insult.
• 3:30 — Golf: LG Skins Game, Back Nine [ABC] - After nine holes, Not Tiger is leading Not Tiger while Not Tiger has yet to earn a skin yet. If you're a betting reader, we'd take Not Tiger for the… » 11/30/08 12:00pm 11/30/08 12:00pm

For Your Viewing Pleasure: It's a Hard-Knock Life for Us

• 12:00 — Movie: Annie [ABC Family] - If your team loses today, you just stick out your chin and grin and say...
• 12:00 — Sport: College Football - Georgia Tech at Georgia [CBS] - Stone Mountain will be leveled by the sheer force of will emitted from this game. This will not be enough to convince some that the… » 11/29/08 12:20pm 11/29/08 12:20pm

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Charlie Weis Should Do Pushups Everytime…

12:00 » 11/15/08 12:00pm 11/15/08 12:00pm — College Football: Navy vs. Notre Dame [CBS], Ohio State vs. Illinois [ESPN] - Navy looks to go streaking against Charlie Weis! • — Movie: - D’s, , D’s [Cinnemax] • — Do the Dew: World of Adventure Sports [NBC] • — College Football: Minnesota vs. Wisconsin or Maryland vs. UNC [ABC], South Carolina vs.…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Is This How You Kids Go Hawaiian?

• 12:00 — » 11/09/08 12:00pm 11/09/08 12:00pm Biography: Donny and Marie Osmond [BIO] - "Well, you might like to hear some accordion; ." (This is our way to suggest that perhaps this is the day to clean out the eaves if you're not a fan of the football.) Sport: Tennis - Sony Ericsson Championships, Final [ESPN2] Venus Williams versus Vera Zvonareva. …

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Kristi Yamaguchi Also Has Free Nights and…

• 12:00 — » 11/08/08 12:00pm 11/08/08 12:00pm Sport: College Football - Michigan at Minnesota [ESPN] and Ohio State at Northwestern [ESPN2] - Your Big Ten liver warmups. (Also, Baylor at Texas on FSN and Syracuse at Rutgers on ESPNU.) Sport: College Football - Alabama at LSU [CBS], Stanford at Oregon [FSN], and Regional Potpourri Theatre (Clemson at…

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NFL » 11/02/08 12:00pm 11/02/08 12:00pm: NY Jets @ Buffalo, 1:00pm, [CBS] • : Baltimore @ Cleveland, 1:00p.m. [CBS] • : Green Bay @ Tennessee, 1:00p.m. [FOX] • : Houston @ Minnesota, 1:00p.m. [CBS] • : Arizona @ St. Louis, 1:00p.m. [FOX] • : ING New York City Marathon, 3 p.m. [NBC] (same-day tape) • : Arizona @ Arizona State, 3:30p.m. [FSN] • : Miami…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: She Can Strip Your Gears

2:00 » 10/26/08 12:00pm 10/26/08 12:00pm — Sport: Auto Racing - Sprint Cup: Pep Boys Auto 500 (from Atlanta Motor Speedway) [ABC] - , this may be your last chance to imagine a world where Jimmie Johnson isn't your Sprint Cup champion. • — Sport: Soccer - Los Angeles Galaxy vs. FC Dallas [TeleFutura] - David Beckham haters, this may be your…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: A Cross-Country Demolition Blog Post Without…

12:00 » 10/25/08 12:00pm 10/25/08 12:00pm — Sport: College Football - Texas Tech vs. Kansas [ESPN] - Not pictured: Texas, Oklahoma State and Oklahoma lining up to help expand the rear entry opened wide by Kansas. • — Sport: College Football - Illinois vs. Wisconsin [ESPN2] - The Beloit, WI/South Beloit, IL Border War heats up. Beloit College becomes…

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• Noon NHL: NHL: Tampa Bay vs. New York Rangers [Versus] • 1:05 MLB: Philadelphia at Milwaukee [TBS] • 2:00 NASCAR: Amp Energy 500 [ABC] • 2:30 NHL: Ottawa vs. Pittsburgh [Versus] • 3:00 PGA: Turning Stone Resort Championship, Final Round [Golf] • 4:00 LPGA: Samsung World Championship, Final Round [NBC] • 4:05 MLB:… » 10/05/08 12:00pm 10/05/08 12:00pm

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Shut Up, Shark Bait!

1:00 » 9/28/08 12:00pm 9/28/08 12:00pm — NFL: Green Bay @ Tampa [FOX] — Here is your full . • — MLB: Marlins @ Mets [MLB.tv] — Heimlich! • — MLB: Cubs @ Brewers [MLB.tv] — CC Sabathia can prove his mettle with a win today. • — Outdoors: Bill Dance Outdoors [Versus] — Because if you're not actually going to leave your house, you can at least see…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Leave the Ball, Take a Walk to the Dugout

12:00 » 9/27/08 11:30am 9/27/08 11:30am — Golf: PGA Tour Championship [NBC] - Kim vs. Sergio for a Ryder Cup rematch. • — College Football: Michigan State @ Indiana [ESPN] - Unfortunately, this is not a basketball game. • — College Football: Wisconsin (9) @ Michigan [ABC] • — MLB: Marlins @ Mets [MLB.tv] - Forecasts call for rain and a bullpen…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Shall We Play a Game?

1:00 » 9/14/08 12:15pm 9/14/08 12:15pm — NFL: Oakland @ Kansas City [CBS] — This is a game where one head coach may be ... in week two. Hopefully I will not get fired after two. • — NFL: Bears @ Carolina [FOX] — Get to know Matt Forte and Kyle Orton. Here's the link to the . • — MLB: Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox [TBS] — At least it's not…

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Let the River Run, Indeed

12:00 » 9/13/08 12:45pm 9/13/08 12:45pm — College Football: Navy vs. Duke [ESPNU] - Get to know the young men that you will silently curse when they blow by you for promotions in six years. • — Movie: [A&E] - Joan Cusack only lost this Oscar because she had to compete in the Best Supporting Actress category with her co-stars in this movie,…

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• Postponed - NASCAR Sprint Cup race will be held tomorrow. • In progress - College Football - check here » 9/06/08 12:30pm 9/06/08 12:30pm for national breakdown. • In progress - PGA: BMW Championship, Third Round [NBC] • In progress - Tennis: US Open [CBS] • 2:00 - Movie: [Cinemax] • 3:30 - Phillies at Mets, Detroit at Minnesota, or Arizona at Los…