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    Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation

    He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    Hey could only equal Nightmare Ant if this story got stuck on top of the page for the next 12 hours
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation

    You should see their team physician!
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation

    I thought it would be this guy:
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    Jeesus jumped-up Christ.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    In Soviet Russia this would be the lobster that eats you!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    You would be angry too if you couldn't masturbate. Look at those claws!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    I thought you said "Fred Claus." Oh that Vince Vaughn, what a hoot he is.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    If they had just gone with "Bear Claws," they definitely could've gotten Barkley to coach.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    Don't forget the melted butter!

    I keep a bowl of it next to me for my weekly screening of Last Tango in Paris.
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    08/24/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Mastur-baste-ion?
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    Image of Christmas Ape Christmas Ape
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation

    Now way that's more frightening than the actual Red Claw. Look at that scowl!
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    08/24/09

    @Christmas Ape:

    The chick from What Not To Wear has a cartoon now? Now my girlfriend will want to watch that shit too.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/24/09

    @MattyIceonTap: Meh. Call me when Clinton Kelly gets his own show!
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    08/24/09

    In reply to Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
    I thought this was "Wake Up Deadspin," not "Stay Asleep Amidst Your Night Terrors Deadspin."
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