Last Night's Hannity Just Couldn't Stop Talking About Ballsacks

It's no surprise Ballghazi is taking over the cable news airwaves, but the national nets have sadly been too humble or afraid to utter the necessary term "ballsack." American patriot Sean Hannity's program is the home of real talk, though, and last night they just couldn't stop talking about ballsacks. » 1/22/15 1:35pm 1/22/15 1:35pm

Fox Business Delivers Stupidest Super Bowl Report Possible

Fox Business Network attempted to report on Super Bowl ticket sales today with threats that "the NFL is expecting record-low attendance." That's not true, but somehow what reporter Elizabeth MacDonald went on to say got even stupider. » 1/16/15 3:52pm 1/16/15 3:52pm

Video: Bad Things Happening To TV Reporters In Ferguson

Television reporters who braved live coverage last night from Ferguson faced attacks from police (with tear gas) and protestors (with rocks and other objects). Here are some examples we witnessed last night. » 11/25/14 2:19am 11/25/14 2:19am

Fox & Friends Idiots Discuss Ray Rice, Crack Some Jokes

The permafaced dipshits who comprise the cast of Fox & Friends decided to carve out a minute of this morning's show to talk about Ray Rice knocking out Janay Palmer in an elevator. They decided to end the segment with some jokes. » 9/08/14 2:21pm 9/08/14 2:21pm

Fox & Friends Host Has Annoying Question For Mo'ne Davis

Mo'ne Davis, the 13-year-old girl who led her baseball team to the Little League World Series by being awesome and striking fools out, was a guest on this morning's episode of Fox & Friends. Naturally, co-host Eric Bolling seized on the opportunity to be annoying. » 8/13/14 5:17pm 8/13/14 5:17pm

Drunk Fox News Anchor Brawls With Airport Cops In Jailhouse Video

Remember the middle-aged Fox News anchor who was arrested while intoxicated at an airport bar in St. Paul, Minnesota? You may have even seen Gregg Jarrett’s mugshot floating around last month. Now you can watch the (bizarrely rough) jailhouse altercation that put him in county jail. » 6/24/14 12:53pm 6/24/14 12:53pm

Bill O'Reilly Questions John Calipari On "Hip-Hop, Rap Stuff, Hustlers"

Kentucky head coach John Calipari appeared on The O'Reilly Factor tonight on Fox News, and managed to keep his cool despite a series of leading questions about the ability to maintain discipline in a "coarser" age of "rap stuff," "hip-hop stuff," and "hustlers." » 4/14/14 9:45pm 4/14/14 9:45pm

Here's Roger Goodell Spinning A Yarn About Player Health

Roger Goodell appeared on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace and covered a wide range of topics. They discussed the weather, The Big Game, international expansion and, finally, player health. Notably, the Commish never uttered the words "concussion" or "head injuries." » 2/02/14 11:48am 2/02/14 11:48am

Fox & Friends Anchor Throws Basketball Into Baby's Face

And not just any baby! No, this is the very same baby whose awful shooting form somehow turned him into an internet sensation a few months ago. » 7/11/13 10:19am 7/11/13 10:19am

Here's How Every Network Announced Dzhokar Tsarnaev's Capture On-Air

Most of us learned that the manhunt for Dzhokar Tsarnaev was over via Twitter or by listening to online feeds of law enforcement radio. But for those watching at home, the suspenseful moment of his capture—and learning that he was alive—would be a memorable if complicated moment: somber in light of those allegedly… » 4/20/13 12:25am 4/20/13 12:25am

Today's Boston Bombing Media Shitshow, In 90 Seconds

Our friends at Gawker already took a stab at this, but we thought we'd condense today's mess of media reporting into something easily consumable for the crowd that may have been working and thus wasn't privy to the disaster taking place on television airwaves. » 4/17/13 6:36pm 4/17/13 6:36pm

Sean Hannity Set A Boston Marathon Disaster Montage To Dr. Who Music

We thought it was bad enough when Sean Hannity led off his Fox News program tonight with a montage of Boston Marathon devastation that looked and sounded like the trailer for a Bay/Bruckheimer collaboration. Then we learned where the music came from. » 4/15/13 10:30pm 4/15/13 10:30pm

Karl Rove In Denial, Melts Down On Fox News, Attempts To Get Network To…

It's been a weird night at Fox News, and it got even weirder in the moments after every network, wire service, and amateur mathematician called the election for President Obama. That's because Fox News contributor Karl Rove—who spent millions attempting to get Romney elected—bizarrely refused to accept his own… » 11/07/12 12:03am 11/07/12 12:03am

"World Series Shits To Detroit" Declares Chicago Tribune, Fox News, Et…

Gather ‘round, my little dreamlets. Grandpa's going to sing of the days before every baboon with a wireless connection could vomit up a website and call it news. In those long-forgotten times, human beings would staff publications—magazines and newspapers, chiefly. But as audience habits and advertising money wandered… » 10/27/12 2:50pm 10/27/12 2:50pm

Miami Fox Affiliate Breathlessly Reports Heat Signing Of Ray Allen They…

Ray Allen is indeed in Miami talking over a possible deal to sign with the Heat, but the contract's far from signed. Don't tell Miami's Fox affiliate WSVN that, though, as they interrupted tonight's newscast to deliver the breaking news that Allen had signed a three-year, $11 million contract. » 7/05/12 11:39pm 7/05/12 11:39pm

Fox News Interviewed Donald Trump About The Retirement Of "Arizona…

Elsewhere this would be called a chyronfail, but the juxtaposition of Donald Trump explaining his deep friendship with Tony La Russa to Greta Van Susteren makes it worth the video clip. Fox News has a long way to go to earn the "Cable News sports graphic blunder" title, though; that belongs to CNN's report on Derek… » 11/03/11 10:30am 11/03/11 10:30am

NHL Exec Shoots And Misses With Fox News Ice Queen

When a Florida Panthers executive went on Fox News to talk about unemployment, he did what we'd all like to do, if we had no sense of decorum or shame: he macked on their anchor like nobody's business. » 7/30/09 2:00am 7/30/09 2:00am