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    Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson

    For Saving My Llama, Here's Some National Coverage, Doc
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    Image of Eric Saldanha Eric Saldanha
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    My favorite quote about Pete Johnson came from the Bengals' Harvard-educated punter Pat McInally. Pat discussed Pete's prowess on the basketball court, specifically, his ability to dunk. I quote from memory:

    "Pete could dunk. Absolutely. It was like watching a building jump."
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Johnson swaggered in with his 2-year-old son in tow.

    That 2-year-old grew up to be Charles Rogers.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    How Mr. Lidz made it through this remembrance without an Ohio Players reference is beyond me.
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    Image of spearsderek spearsderek
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    When Pete took the ladies out for pizza he would always slip the gorilla a $20 bill to play this before heading back to The Cisco Kid in the parking lot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc&feature=related
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    10/08/09

    @spearsderek: I saw this for the first time via California Golden Blogs yesterday, and it's honestly one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Old-school skunk? I was a huge Pepé Le Pew fan too!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Forrest Gregg would motivate Johnson by telling him to pretend opposing linebackers were the Noid.
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    Image of BG BG
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    God this makes me feel old. As a Bengals fan I remember Pete Johnson who was on the team that played in Super Bowl XVI. Johnson was later traded to San Diego for James Brooks who played a critical role on the team that lost Super Bowl XXIII. And the suburban pizza chain referred to in the story is Showbiz Pizza Palance, the main competitor to Chuck E. Cheese. Actually Showbiz ended up buying Chuck E. Cheese once it went bankrupt but assumed the Chuck E. Cheese name and branding. Those establishments were a bigger deal back then when video arcades were popular because the games were of superior quality to what you could get on your Atari 7800 or NES.

    A great story.
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    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment BG was starred BG was unstarred
    Image of Dirk Johnson Dirk Johnson
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    I miss the days when a sportswriter agreed to leave out the one detail that explains pretty much everything about his subject. It's called ethics, my friends.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Anyone else read the first sentence then go into a five minute Purple Prose seizure
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    Image of The New No. 2 The New No. 2
    10/08/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: Word.

    "Once I interviewed this football player. He was kind of a flake and I later found out he smoked a lot of weed. The End."
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    Image of cazart cazart
    10/08/09

    @The New No. 2: I gotta disagree. I really enjoyed that shade of purple.

    "He sang tenor selections from Brigadoon in the clubhouse shower. He liked to ride bareback on a stallion named Black Sea. He tooled around in a customized van that he called The Cisco Kid, which was was tricked out as a sort of rolling early-'80s fuckpad: floor-to-ceiling shag carpeting, a refrigerator, a stereo, a TV and a six-bottle wine rack next to the bed. He was a flake of the first order."

    If that were my eulogy, I'd be...well, I'd be dead. But I'd be dead....and loving it!
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Did anyone else see the title as The Rape-Tomato Eyes of Pete Johnson?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Yeah, but look how that tomato was dressed. So sexy and slutty.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    he hauled everyone to a suburban pizza joint where man-sized toy animals decked out like rock musicians "played" Elvis Presley tunes.

    Wow, this is just like that time I swallowed a hand full of black beauties and crashed that kid's birthday party at the Memphis Chuck E Cheese.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Then he said, "Fuck it, man! I thought you was Domino's."

    That's a cruel thing to do to a man on weed, Franz.
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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    Wow. I kinda like the non-penis version of the Dark Side.
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    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment Bob Loblaw was starred Bob Loblaw was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/08/09

    In reply to Old-School Skunk And The Ripe-Tomato Eyes Of Pete Johnson
    ...nicknamed Pete as a child because, during hot Georgia summers, he liked to chase the Peter Pan ice cream truck down the street.

    What a coincidence - that's the same way I got the nickname "Freezer Balls".
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I thought that was from your famous holiday peanut butter balls that are delicious right out of the fridge.
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