Note To ESPN: There Is A Significant Difference Between An "Elephant…

Tony La Russa is making the post-retirement media tour, and on Monday he stopped by Late Show with David Letterman, during which he revealed a Sacramento-area animal rescue group had offered him a position as elephant keeper. » 11/02/11 12:25pm 11/02/11 12:25pm

Toledo Frat Boy Surprisingly Consumed With Informing You About His…

There's been plenty of scoring in the first quarter of MACtion between NIU and Toledo—the Huskies lead 21-14 early, helped by two Tommylee Lewis kickoff return TDs— but this Toledo fratter's looking for some scoring of his own, from the looks of his sign and the very subtle crotch-grab with which he garnishes it.… » 11/01/11 8:15pm 11/01/11 8:15pm