• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#fredex

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 9:27 PM
Mon Dec 14
12 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:

Editor:
AJ Daulerio |

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett |

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs |

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary |

Emeritus:
Will Leitch |

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman |

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron |

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD |

Intern:
Ben Cohen |

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #fredex more →

    Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    That photo frightens me--god help the youth of America
     Reply
    Fawn Liebowitz was starred Fawn Liebowitz was unstarred
    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Police tracked the package (delivered via FedEx, no less) after it arrived at Mitchell's 90-year-old grandmother's home


    It's for her glaucoma, dammit!


    Also, her doctor said she needs medical marijuana to get high.

     Reply
    Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    "This was a case of celebrity hunting"


    whispers into night vision camera... "Roight, we've got a wicked beaut over heah, weah goin ta toss the net ovah his heead as soon as he finishes his comso"


    brief struggle


    "Crikey, looks like we got ourselves a... Oh my it's a Tobey Maguire, what a beaut!"


    pries open mouth of struggling specimen


    "Look at those chompas, you can tell their age by looking at em. After we tag this ol scamp we'll let'em go back into the bush".

     Reply
    David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    police accused him of having pot delivered to his Brothers Bar-B-Q restaurant.


    Easy, just blame your Brother.

     Reply
    Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    I know (of) that attorney...one of the best DUI attorney's in the state...
     Reply
    12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich was starred 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Hey, where did you buy that shirt?
     Reply
    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    Using DHL would have been a better idea. Unless he actually wanted to receive the shipment, that is.
     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    We have a Hooker here for a Mr. Mitchell. Signature please.
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    I guess Fred-Ex listened to Mitch Hedberg quite literally.


    I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    The former "People's Champ" was briefly handcuffed last Thursday


    Apparently the cops smelt what FredEx was cooking all too well.

     Reply
    Doyle McPoyle was starred Doyle McPoyle was unstarred
    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    02/10/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: what?
     Reply
    supermike5alive was starred supermike5alive was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    In Philadelphia, despite some good years, he lost his job for what he described on MySpace.com as "running my mouth."


    Or, you could say, he lost his job because he "absolutely blew dicks as a wide receiver."


    More accurate.

     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    The former "People's Champ" was briefly handcuffed last Thursday


    The cop made sure to thank his hands for being so great...

     Reply
    Candace Parker Secret Lover was starred Candace Parker Secret Lover was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/10/09

    In reply to Freddie Mitchell Just Can't Catch A Break
    This was a case of celebrity hunting.


    Minus the celebrity.

     Reply
    Gourmet Spud was starred Gourmet Spud was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.