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    Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    apparently, the translation for "possibly-money-stealing-and-home-wrecking prostitutes" is "girls."


    I want to know what the translation for "get down on this hog and honk it" is.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/26/09

    @David Hume: "get down on this hog and honk it"


    Non-marital deviant sex, AND eating pork? Dirtiest. Egyptian Whores. Ever.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    06/26/09

    @David Hume: "Allahu Akhbar"
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/26/09

    @David Hume: trust me, you do not want to go to middleeasturbandictionary.com and look up the deviant sexual act known as a Tel Aviv Tramp Steamer.
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    Image of HebrewHammer HebrewHammer
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    and scoured one of the top Egyptian dailies, Al-Ahram


    I like the Cairo Post for their Page Six - Blind Item: which Egyptian did not wear their headdress on Thursday?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/26/09

    @HebrewHammer: unfortunately, the Page 3 girls leave a lot to be desired.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    My Arabic is rusty, but I believe they roughly said, "Cherchez la femme."*


    *and then stone her, amIrite?

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    So disappointing, Egypt. Has the world really learned nothing from the parties of Max Mosley?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    This isn't the first time the Egyptian press has covered up the national team's antics. After the team's trip to Saigon the media didn't ask why the starting left back was missing half his nose.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    I miss the whores down in Africa...


    Wasn't that a song or something?

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Hall and Oates say fuck you, and your little dog too!



    + Watch video
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: +1 from me, and another +1 from my monitor that just got a cleansing from the water that shot out of my nose...
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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    the foreign ministry has been sent a number of cables from the South African embassy


    People still send cables? Huh, no shit...

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/26/09

    @Bob Loblaw: like dispatches. Those were the days, no?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    That post wasn't nearly as sexy as the headline led me to believe.
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    06/26/09

    In reply to Egyptian Press Reports What Really Happened In That South Africa Hotel Room
    CPSL does not speak Arabic. He's still gunning for that weekend editor spot.
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