Brent Musburger Said Piss, And Kirk Herbstreit Couldn't Keep His Shit…

On Saturday night, we all speculated about what Brent Musburger could have said that was bad enough that ABC felt the need to cut off the audio while he and Kirk Herbstreit pulled themselves together. Today, we have the unedited version: piss. He said "piss," instead of "pick." » 9/03/12 11:30am 9/03/12 11:30am

Brent Musburger Bleeped By ESPN Censors After Saying Something Naughty

We're not sure exactly what Brent Musburger is saying here, because we're officially out of the business of reading lips. But his comments during tonight's Michigan-Alabama blowout were something that necessitated censors using the seven-second delay, and ones Musburger later remarked were "a Freudian slip." (The… » 9/01/12 11:31pm 9/01/12 11:31pm

Mike Francesa Says Ike Davis Is Slumping Because Of "Jungle Fever"

Mets first baseman Ike Davis has looked terrible all year. He missed some time in spring training with a mysterious ailment—doctors identified Valley Fever, a lung infection—and, after a torrid stretch at the end of spring, OPSed .550 in April and .439 in May. There's plenty of talk of sending him to the minors to fix… » 5/23/12 5:23pm 5/23/12 5:23pm

Dong-Obsessed Blog Hears Dong Mentioned On SportsCenter

Okay, maybe "Ben Roethliscock" is an unfortunate mental contraction of "Roethlisberger," "called" and "gut check." Still Bruschi was talking about inches and penetration before throwing it to the beleaguered Ms. McKendry. » 11/02/10 11:00am 11/02/10 11:00am

John Buccigross' "Whore" Problem

On yesterday's SportsCenter, anchor John Buccigross—most likely reading from Elin Nordegren's statement—said, "It was a real marriage for whore." What a jagoff. » 8/26/10 12:20pm 8/26/10 12:20pm