Woody Paige Wants You To Call A Phone Sex LineDavid Matthews5/19/10 6:50pm29EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink Woody Paige, Around The Horn's resident jester, likes to have a little fun on the show with his trusty chalkboard. Today's message: "Advertise Here: 1-800-555-HORN." What do you get when you call? A message from Paige? A phone-sex line? Could be anything.