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    Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    Unlike Rickey, Bonds is hoping to avoid a unanimous decision.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    This is how the FBI cracked Adriana La Cerva.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/29/09

    @Kid Canada: /spews all over desk
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    Look, I think Actors' Equity is being ridiculous. They need to recognize that the non-union Sound of Music Tour...


    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was about the Barry Williams case.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    They better not even bother serving a subpoena on Mark McGwire because he won't be there to talk about the piss.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    But authorities preparing for his perjury trial say that they have other, more definitive evidence that Bonds took another, illegal form of steroids. To bolster their case, prosecutors interviewed Dr. Todd Harwell, PhD in endocrinology at Harvard.


    Harwell:

    "Jesus fucking christ, look at that fucking guy, I mean his fucking head looks like a goddamn pumpkin with stretch marks. What the fuck, even Helen fucking Keller's rotted corpse could tell that that clown was juicing. Shit, he's got more d-beta androtestionone in the crack of his goddamn ass than the entire population of Laos. Shit."
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    The final evidence will come when these guys get called to the stand


    [deadspin.com]

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    the authorities continued their efforts Wednesday to gain Anderson's testimony


    What good is a phone call when...you can't...speak?

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/29/09

    I've heard my fair share of Helen Keller jokes, but I think this is the first Helen Keller paradox in history.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    They found the urine in Pedro Gomez' refrigerator.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    They may have raided his mother-in-law's home, but only after their wives forced them to!


    Henny Youngman, get off my commenter name.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    @Matt Sussman: Take my Super Bowl live blog. Now, please, someone take it!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    When reached for comment Bonds lawyer only had this to say...


    "They're real, and they're spectacular."

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    It's too bad that a simple country lawyer like Gerragos...


    He's like the real world version of Atticus Finch.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/29/09

    In reply to Feds Say They Have The Smoking Gun, Er, Urine Sample, In Bonds Perjury Case
    Oh, Barry. Haven't you learned that nobody beats the whiz?
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