Obie The Orange Bowl Mascot Leaves The Hospital, Probably With A…

It's been nearly a week since Obie was destroyed by WVU's Darwin Cook, and he (she!) is in for a lifetime of physical therapy and never-ending pain. But, baby steps. The Orange Bowl tweeted a photo of Obie leaving the hospital this afternoon, with a message for Cook. » 1/10/12 6:05pm 1/10/12 6:05pm

After Being Leveled By Darwin Cook, The Orange Bowl Mascot Will Never…

This actually came at the end of the 99-yard fumble recovery we showed you last night, and raises a greater paradox than Schrödinger's cat: how do you decapitate a mascot that is only a head? Darwin Cook tried his damndest with a clothesline on Obie, the anthropomorphic Orange Bowl orange. » 1/05/12 11:50am 1/05/12 11:50am

Molesty Sixers Mascot Needs Somebody Inside Him

We're just going to assume that B. Franklin Dogg is going to win the fan vote to become the next 76ers mascot, because his bedroom eyes and S&M collar make us laugh every time. He's McGruff, the Sex Crime Dog. "Hey kids! B. Franklin Dogg's van is full of candy!" » 12/14/11 5:35pm 12/14/11 5:35pm

A Perfectly Designed Killing Machine, The Phillie Phanatic Silently…

If you take nothing else from this insane week in sports, let it be the fact that the Phillie Phanatic was born in the Galapagos Islands. MLB has photos of the Philadelphia mascot furbirdthing "returning to his homeland" to terrify wildlife and hawk his book to local children. [MLB.com via The700Level] » 12/09/11 1:20pm 12/09/11 1:20pm

Somebody Stole A Minor-League Baseball Mascot's Head And That Makes…

"'Stomper' the bear disappeared from All Pro Freight Stadium in Avon [Ohio] sometime last month. With eight games left to go in the season, fans immediately took notice. 'He's a little overweight and that keeps him warm in the winters. He's fun-loving and loves to dance,' said Crushers V.P. Dan Helm. 'People recognize… » 9/21/11 10:00pm 9/21/11 10:00pm

You Can Now Buy The Amarillo Sox Mascot That Had A Huge Erection

The Amarillo Sox Sock had one priapic night in the spotlight, before being consigned to the bottom of the hamper of history. Now the independent league Sox are auctioning off the outfit, presumably for use in sex pervert games, with all proceeds going to charity. [eBay] » 9/15/11 3:15pm 9/15/11 3:15pm