@ClintonPortishead: You've obviously never seen Charlie Weis. At 4AM. Alone. At a Toca Bell. Mid-chalupa-black taco-gordita-volcano burrito-taquito-nachos bellgrande. Simultaneously.
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@UkraineNotWeak: Reminds me of that one Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry created an uncomfortable scene by unnecessarily confronting someone about a trivial issue. #fin
Basically the top ten stories were all about somebody getting fucked one way or another, except the Ted Williams costume guy, who just got a little head. #fin
Dear sir, I'm a big fan of yours and appreciate your insights into all facets of the game. Do you know why Fox keeps ramming Joe Buck down our throats? I don't know a single fan who enjoys him. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
this is very confusing to me from an anatomical perspective. As far as I know, the right arm comes out of the belly button, so, either way, he's a fucking cheater. #marianorivera
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That was awesome. #fin
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"So now you're quoting Ferris Bueller? Back the fuck off, fat boy. That's my racket."
-Simmons #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck
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