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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12:21 AM

    In reply to Finding Treasure In Trash
    I usually hang around the abortion clinic for similar reasons. You can usually find a few winners in there.
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    Image of Evil Homer Evil Homer
    01:45 AM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You know they put out already...

    Wait, you're talking about the clientele, right?

    RIGHT!?!
     Reply
    FlakJack promoted this comment Evil Homer was starred Evil Homer was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/08/09

    In reply to Finding Treasure In Trash
    Leonardo use to place his own bets.

    That is until he hit rock bottom and a bookie broke his arms. This gave him inspiration for The Vitruvian Man
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/08/09

    In reply to Finding Treasure In Trash
    Do you make $45,000 a year? You do? Awesome. Can I borrow $100?

    - Antoine Walker
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/08/09

    In reply to Finding Treasure In Trash
    That's why I use my betting slip as toilet before every race. Not only is it good luck, but just in case I lose, some sick fuck like Jesus can't claim my winnings.

    /The paper at OTB is also glossed using a lead-based ingredient that feels oddly soothing like a hot computer battery on the backside of your balls.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/08/09

    @DirkToberFest: Supposed to say toilet paper.

    Fuck. Comedy has taken a huge hit tonight because of that typo.
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/08/09

    In reply to Finding Treasure In Trash
    Just like the real Jesus! Only he probably reeks of smoke and urine after tending to his flock.

    And there's the real reason nobody fucks with him.
     Reply
    Edited by Silent Q at 12/08/09 11:11 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/25/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy's Gambling Buddy Would Like To Imply A Few Things
    When did Bryant Gumbel start morphing into Bil Cosby from the "Himself" comedy tour?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/25/09

    In reply to Tim Donaghy's Gambling Buddy Would Like To Imply A Few Things
    Battista set up an amazing arrangement where ... Donaghy never had to pay out on losses—he was only rewarded for his wins.

    So he married him?
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    Edited by ClintonPortishead at 11/25/09 1:31 PM ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    Bus loads of 40+ year old women are on their way to Detroit to tap this kid. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    I'm not going to believe any of this until the SID of the WSOP has a chance to weigh in. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    Melissa Rivers' illiteracy was exposed after her repeated "Who are you wearing?" questions on the WSOP Red Carpet. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    Hmmm...his victory photo of him sandwiched between two bros makes me think that he definitely didn't win with a straight.

    /I kid I kid #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of CaptainHomeless CaptainHomeless
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    That wasn't a very enjoyable final table. Six of the seven guys who went out before it got down to heads-up lost on hands where they were the favorite going in, and the guy who was playing the best poker there (Saout) got knocked out in third place by the eventual winner on an absurd hand. The final two were a dude who got an amazing number of big cards and a kid who was all-in and dominated, probability-wise, like fifteen times over the tourney's last three days.

    Part of the game is luck, sure, but witnessing that much of it have that substantial of an effect was frustrating. I prefer seeing good play and strategy, not watching people repeatedly go in on marginal hands and river sets and flushes. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Hustler of Culture promoted this comment CaptainHomeless was starred CaptainHomeless was unstarred
    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/11/09

    @CaptainHomeless: Out of curiosity, have you ever heard the phrase, "Don't not be funny"? No reason really.... #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/11/09

    @CaptainHomeless: HILARIOUS! +1 #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/11/09

    @Hustler of Culture: So, you took a more literal approach. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of CaptainHomeless CaptainHomeless
    11/11/09

    @Hustler of Culture: we can't all be Gourmet Spud. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    11/11/09

    @CaptainHomeless: Actually, no one person can be Gourmet Spud. "Gourmet Spud" is actually the collective nom de plume used by descendants of Edward de Vere, Francis Bacon, William Stanley and Mary Sidney to comment on prominent sports blogs.

    /group theory'd #worldseriesofpoker
     Reply
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    Nice to see another Detroit guy dishing out bad beats.
    -Miguel Cabrera. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    And Cada was last seen driving away from Detroit as fast as his car would go... #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    In reply to Finally, A Championship That Could Actually Save Detroit
    I've seen enough cop shows to know that "straight flush" means something different on an average night in Detroit. #worldseriesofpoker
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    Image of Walk Off HBP Walk Off HBP
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: It means something horrible in Key West too. #worldseriesofpoker
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Walk Off HBP was starred Walk Off HBP was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Walk Off HBP: I'll bet! #worldseriesofpoker
     Reply
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