Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks

Recently, Giants farmhand Garrett Broshuis shared the story of his teammate's dong-waggling mating ritual, which Garrett likened to the furious, metronomic beating of a toy drum. And now, the reporter for whom the drum was furiously, metronomically beaten is outraged. » 10/19/09 2:30pm 10/19/09 2:30pm