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The Professional Is Deeply Problematic, Profoundly Cool, And Very '90s

Imagine the elevator pitch for The Professional. “Okay, so we’ve got this hitman, right? Only he’s not a cool hitman: He’s great at killing, but he’s also childlike, off-kilter, possibly on the spectrum. He doesn’t really have any friends or talk to anyone outside of ‘work.’ We’ll make sure he doesn’t speak English… » 5/15/15 12:04pm 5/15/15 12:04pm

The Good, The Bad And The Smugly. Lawless, Reviewed.

1. It is strange to consider the fact that Shia LaBeouf considers Lawless an art film. Only a guy who has spent his adult life standing in front of a green screen while Michael Bay screams "I dunno, just, like, run like crazy, and shit" could consider Lawless some sort of higher, refined form of expression. That is… » 8/28/12 5:25pm 8/28/12 5:25pm