That Yankees Cologne Is Apparently A Huge Hit

Remember the Yankees cologne? The one that our fragrance experts described as a "the Justin Bieber of scents?" The one that they also complained was far too expensive. It's a hit. Per Sports Business Daily: » 7/06/12 3:45pm 7/06/12 3:45pm

Our Experts Review The Yankees' New Cologne, The $50 "Justin Bieber Of…

This month, the Yankees introduced a new men's cologne (a women's fragrance will also be available at Macy's soon; it's already available at Yankee Stadium). Here's how they describe the "New York Yankees™ Eau de Toilette": » 4/25/12 3:25pm 4/25/12 3:25pm

The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl Halftime Shows

How shocking would it be if Madonna brought gay themes to the Super Bowl halftime show? Not very. Throughout its history, the halftime entertainment has meandered from straight to gay and back again. (Click here for my homemade infographic rating the halftime shows from straightest to gayest.)
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Homemade Infographic: What Were The Gayest (And Straightest) Super Bowl…

We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of football watchers discusses the weekend's key plays, coaching decisions, and traumatic brain injuries. » 1/30/12 5:25pm 1/30/12 5:25pm

Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute

It's not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you're bound to raise some eyebrows: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley's smile." » 9/08/09 10:30am 9/08/09 10:30am

And Let's Get The Late Night Off To A Rousing Start With More Naked…

Since Deadspin has become an outpost for awkward, ridiculous, sexually suggestive college football team posters, I guess it was inevitable that one featuring (alleged) high school players would show up. Yay, NAMBLA. » 9/02/09 8:29pm 9/02/09 8:29pm

Smokin' Jay: Cutler Sure Does Clean Up Nicely

Judging by this month's Michigan Avenue Magazine, the new Bears quarterback wants to mount a serious challenge to Matt Ryan as the best-looking ball-slinger in the NFL. What else is he saying with these hot new looks? » 9/02/09 2:45pm 9/02/09 2:45pm

Matt Ryan Is A Handsome Man, Science Proves

The screeching teenyboppers at the Wall Street Journal bring word that Matt Ryan is the most knee-meltingly dreamy quarterback in the NFL. It's true because science says so. And believe it or not, this actually sort of matters. » 9/01/09 1:00pm 9/01/09 1:00pm

Tim Tebow And His Even Dirtier GQ Pictures

The Sideline Princess shoot was fine, but those aren't even the naughtiest pictures of a Florida alum in GQ this month. The lurid full-page centerfold of a sweaty, shirtless Tim Tebow is positively filthy....and comes with drooling prose to match. » 8/18/09 11:40am 8/18/09 11:40am

TMZ Purchases LeBron Dunk Tape Before We Do

Yes. Purchased it. Because despite Nike's best efforts to keep this thing under wraps, another amateur videographer smart enough to not hand it over has been shopping it for weeks when it became apparent the world wanted to Witness. » 7/22/09 1:30pm 7/22/09 1:30pm

All Big East Baseball Games Now Decided By Dance Off

Connecticut and South Florida squared off in a classic Big East baseball tilt—or they tried to before a five-hour rain delay. So how do you kill time during the one thing more boring than Big East baseball? Simple: Worst community theater production of "West Side Story" ever. » 5/22/09 11:45am 5/22/09 11:45am

John Tesh Offers You $20K To Rap-Dribble-And Dance Your Way To Total…


What's that you say? You'd like to have your mind blown by Frankenstenian NBA theme-composer John Tesh rapping with all the lyrical skill of a 1989-era Fresh Prince suffering from a gaping head wound? » 5/08/09 2:30pm 5/08/09 2:30pm

It Was Erin Andrews' 31st Birthday Yesterday

So, Deadspin reader Dan sent her/us a present: "You guys might have seen these before but I thought I would give it a shot, I found them on a USC football website." » 5/05/09 6:30pm 5/05/09 6:30pm

Vanity Fair Loves To Let The Famous Ladies Of Popular Quarterbacks…

Last month it was Gisele. This month? Jessica Simpson: "Before a game, I'm crazed, sending mass e-mails: ‘Please pray for Tony's protection.'" This poor guy. [VF.com] » 5/05/09 4:30pm 5/05/09 4:30pm

Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. » 5/03/09 12:45pm 5/03/09 12:45pm

Jay Cutler's Late Night Activities Prompt Furious Debate

Bears' general manager Jerry Angelo isn't worried about Jay Cutler's drinking . Former punky QB Jim McMahon says "It's the off season!" And now for Julia Allison's side of the story. » 4/24/09 1:45pm 4/24/09 1:45pm

Deadspin Special Guest Editor Days Are Here And Waiting For Your…

Tomorrow we'll try a risky experiment just for the sake of risky experiments — yes, a strange different voice, will be infiltrating Deadspin tomorrow. » 4/17/09 3:15pm 4/17/09 3:15pm

Tony Romo's Life Just Got Upskirt And Personal

Regardless of my Eagles fandom, Tony Romo seems like a well-mannered, well-adjusted human being who just happens to be quarterback for the second most despicable team in America. (NSFW) » 4/14/09 1:30pm 4/14/09 1:30pm