The Rangers Brought Out George W. Bush During Jeter Farewell Ceremony

Since everyone knows this is Derek Jeter's last season, teams are putting on special ceremonies (like they did with Mariano Rivera) for Jeets, where they give him gifts and make donations to his charity. Tonight is the last time Derek Jeter will be playing a regular season game in Texas (hey, you never know), so… » 7/30/14 9:15pm 7/30/14 9:15pm

That Isn't George Bush, Sir

Jaguars safety Johnathan Cyprien, that is not George W. Bush. If you were cracking a joke, then it's pretty funny. But that's not actually George W. Bush, or his father, George H.W. Bush. It's just some different white guy with beady eyes. » 4/13/14 6:34pm 4/13/14 6:34pm

Just Two Dudes, Hangin' Out

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George W. Bush Is A Face In The Crowd

The Classical launches in November, but the cruel folks behind it love baseball way too much to let the World Series pass without comment. Throughout the series, its writers will do a daily diary for Deadspin. Keep tabs on us @Classical. » 10/24/11 1:37pm 10/24/11 1:37pm

George W. Bush Will Narrate A Two-Minute Intro To An NFL Pregame Show…

Via Deitsch: "Been told former President George W. Bush will narrate a 2-minute opening for Fox NFL Sunday on Sept. 11 at 12PM." » 9/08/11 3:35pm 9/08/11 3:35pm

MLB Will Probably Ask Us To Remove That George W. Bush Foul Ball Video,…

You can watch it here, for now, but I think my drawing better conveys the emotional truth of the moment. Hope you like it. » 5/24/11 11:40am 5/24/11 11:40am

Secret Service Can't Protect George W. Bush From Foul Ball

They'll take a bullet for the former president, but they can't save him from a lazy foul pop into the box seats in Arlington. Neither could A.J. Pierzynski: » 5/24/11 10:40am 5/24/11 10:40am

Just Two Horsemen Shy Of An Apocalypse

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 1/10/10 10:00am 1/10/10 10:00am

Always Be Remembering 9/11 (During NASCAR Blow-Ups)

Down in Richmond, VA, today it's going to be all like, "Always— what?" (Vroom vroom sound effects.) "Always remem—huh?" Yes, the NASCAR 9-11 Ford Fusion is racing today! You will always never forget, until it crashes. (Well? NASCAR!) » 9/11/09 11:45am 9/11/09 11:45am

George W. Bush: Fan Of The Sun Devils ... Or The Shocker?

If you've been on the Internet lately, you've probably seen this picture of the President of the United States making a hand gesture that you probably wouldn't make in front of your own mother. He only did it while posing with the men's and women's track teams from Arizona State University and then posted it on an… » 11/14/08 10:45am 11/14/08 10:45am

The George W. Bush Female Athlete Inspection Continues

During practice rounds in Beijing, President Bush discussed foreign policy with U.S. beach volleyballer Misty May-Treanor. Or was he giving her his approval rating? Outlining his plan for peace in the Middle East? According to Treanor » 8/09/08 2:00pm 8/09/08 2:00pm, the back slap is a common form of praise in beach volleyball. The "Giggity,…

Joey Porter Manages Not To Kill And Eat The President

The Steelers finally made their visit to the White House yesterday, with President Bush playing host to the Super Bowl champions. Here are some quotes from his speech: » 6/03/06 3:42pm 6/03/06 3:42pm