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Formaldehyde flavored tissue.
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"Well, Depends."
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Unintentional inappropriate comments and gestures.
Unsightly liver spots that you can stare at during meetings.
Odd and terrifying smells.
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If they were interviewing my grandma, the answer would be: "The best damn whiskey sour you've ever had!"
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Mothball scented everything.
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The best damned Charleston you've ever seen!
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Declarations of the merit of sansabelt slacks, Rockport shoes and PBS. The endless forwards of viagra jokes from an AOL email address are a bonus.
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-Mary Tyler Moore
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Hmm...probably selling my home of 49 years to a minority family to help pay for my wife's hospice care. Or dead.
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What are some of your weaknesses?
Well, my femurs are as brittle as Saltines, and I do get the occasional hankering for a ginger beer, but I'd have to say that I care too much.
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Describe the most rewarding experience of your career thus far.
Probably retiring 15 years ago thinking I was set for life.
/God, this is getting depressing
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Being a Mets fan.
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Is this Jaime Moyer's opening free agency pitch this offseason?