UGA Is Sending Recruits Hand-Drawn Portraits

Recruiting has always been cutthroat, but these days, you really have to do something unique to stand out from the crowd of suitors. (Even if that something is nothing at all.) To that end, Georgia has been sending potential recruits sketches of themselves, along with a semi-personalized message from coach Mark Richt. » 4/02/14 3:11pm 4/02/14 3:11pm

A Three-Man Front Is A Late-Game Defensive Formation For Suckers

The weekend, as I watched the absurd denouement of the Northwestern-Michigan game, something struck me as familiar — beyond the now-routine bumblefuckery that inspires the Wildcats to turn fourth-quarter leads into triple-overtime losses. No, it wasn't simply that Michigan drove in the dregs of game clock to kick the… » 11/20/13 8:09pm 11/20/13 8:09pm

Alabama's Trevor Releford Beat The Georgia Bulldogs On A Nice Little…

At this point, it's useless to compare buzzer-beaters. This one's the best, that one's the best, the one with the chunky Canadians is the best—it's all relative. But if you're a fan of unexpected end-of-game twists, graceful floaters from about 55 feet away, and jubilant hometown crowds, we recommend you watch the… » 3/09/13 7:20pm 3/09/13 7:20pm

Forbes's 2012 List Of The Most Valuable Teams In College Football Reads …

Forbes's latest best guess at the most valuable college football programs is out, and if you're a Texas fan, congratulations: Your slavering devotion to the Death Star of the Big 12 has paid off once again. You're number one! Granted, you're in the "also receiving votes" category in the AP's poll of on-the-field results, … » 12/22/12 3:25pm 12/22/12 3:25pm

Georgia Woman Exposes Self, Molests Bar Patrons While Watching SEC…

Watching a big football game at a bar can be fun. You get to drink beer, cheer loudly, and share in the joy of victory or the pain of defeat with other like-minded fans. That experience is probably what patrons of El Jinete and Friends Sports Grill (!) in Dacula, Ga., were looking for when they settled in to watch… » 12/04/12 12:15pm 12/04/12 12:15pm

Alabama Barely Beats Georgia For SEC Title, Right To Demolish Irish In …

Your national title game will be SEC semifinal champion Alabama against Notre Dame, which in a just alternate universe just got piss-pounded by Ohio State in the Big Ten title game and ceded its title game slot to Florida. In this universe, though, Notre Dame spent the afternoon licking its chops as Alabama and Georgia … » 12/01/12 8:39pm 12/01/12 8:39pm

Quinton Dial Nearly Decapitated Aaron Murray, Got Away With It

Alabama leads Georgia 10-7 at halftime of the SEC Championship, thanks to a late Crimson Tide field goal that might not have happened if they'd been flagged for this brutal hit on Bulldogs quarterback Aaron Murray. Quinton Dial went after Murray after the QB tossed an interception, blindsiding Murray with a… » 12/01/12 6:04pm 12/01/12 6:04pm

Jacksonville PD's Homicide Unit Is At Florida-Georgia, Where They…

A brawl broke out this afternoon adjacent to the ongoing football game between the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs, leaving one man with serious injuries at the hospital and another in police custody. Georgia is technically hosting the game at EverBank Field, the home of the Jaguars, where the Jacksonville PD… » 10/28/12 12:56am 10/28/12 12:56am