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    Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga

    Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    When did the Cubs have Peter North model their uniforms?
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    06/26/09

    @SuccessBot: And here's the cap!


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    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    Just because it's legal in the Sunshine State doesn't mean it's OK. Haven't you ever heard of a California cheeseburger?
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    06/26/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Florida is actually the Sunshine State, according to the license plates.
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    06/26/09

    @Moonshine Mike: Sorry, I live in New York so I've lost track of the sun and where it shines in the past month.
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    Image of Moonshine Mike Moonshine Mike
    06/26/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Sounds like you have an illness. I suggest a plane flight to San Francisco, and a visit to the "clinic" to help you with that problem.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    "Look, I have smoked dope one time in my life, and it didn't do a damn thing for me, and I never tried it again...."


    Fucking quitter.

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    06/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    it didn't do a damn thing for me


    Lou's outer shell of Pure Anger is so thick, not even weed can penetrate it.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    You know what else you can get from pharmacies in California, Lou? Onions. For that stretched out belt of yours.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Lou Piniella Adds Context To The Soto Stoner Saga
    That would explain the hypertension.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    You can't blame Soto. I had to smoke weed just to watch the WBC.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    Dave Kingman's not here, man!
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    "In the case of Doritos v Pizza Rolls Justice Soto finds in favor of neither and both will be sentenced to death by mastication."
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    06/25/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: +1
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    Interesting that they replaced that fancy Gatorade machine with a Volcano Vaporizer.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    "I do not say this to minimize or deflect from my conduct and I fully understand the ramifications of my actions. I have and will accept any and all consequences."


    He added, "It's just weed, people. Grow the fuck up already."

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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    Anything you'd like to add, Weed Against Speed? An apology to the children, maybe?
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    the Puerto Rican backstop


    So Geovany Soto is a concrete wall covered in graffiti in Washinton Heights?

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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/26/09

    @Fatty_B: Ummm, try Humboldt Park.


    And really, if you were playing for the Cubs wouldn't you just bang as much tail as you could and be fucked up all day? They pay very well and and have zero expectations of success. Sounds like the perfect way to spend your life baked.


    /still bitter and pissy

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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    So I gather the Cubs, as a team, have been smoking weed for over a century. It explains so much.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Geovany Soto Likes That Weed
    This explains all the uncontested steals against Puerto Rico.
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