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    And Let's Get Bashed In The Face

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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    LLLAAAAAMMMME!!!! Taking a cookie sheet to the forehead is a much different thing than the face. Daulerio leaned into it and took the brunt like a headbutt or a soccer header. No big deal.
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    We need to get physicist Robert K. Adair in here to examine both the force of Will's swing and the deflection provided by AJ's forehead. But yes, presenting the corner of one's forehead was a wise thing to do.
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    Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    I miss Jim Cooke
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    Fawn Liebowitz was starred Fawn Liebowitz was unstarred
    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    In case anyone was wondering, that's me absolutely losing my shit in the background in howling laughter. Good times.


    Later in the evening, AJ soothed his aching head by drinking numerous orange frozen concoctions that came garnished with little paper umbrellas.

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    Image of CharlieWooWoo CharlieWooWoo
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Now Daulerio looks like a Philly fan.
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    CharlieWooWoo was starred CharlieWooWoo was unstarred
    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    01/22/09

    @CharlieWooWoo: naw, needs more back beaver.
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    Jamie Sommers was starred Jamie Sommers was unstarred
    Image of Laser Guided Laser Guided
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Who's the one that laughs like Eddie Murphy playing an old black woman?
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    01/22/09

    @Laser Guided: Billy Dee Billy Dee!
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    Owen Good was starred Owen Good was unstarred
    Image of FEAST FEAST
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    i came.
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    FEAST was starred FEAST was unstarred
    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Will, you should have pump faked at least twice.
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    Silky John-STON! was starred Silky John-STON! was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Christ on a Triscuit, Will, NOT EVERY OCCASION IS A BLAZER OCCASION.
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    Matt Sussman was starred Matt Sussman was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    01/22/09

    @Matt Sussman: well, to put a finer point on it, but Christ would be a transfigured, non-mass produced Triscuit.


    /Catholic School'd

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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    01/22/09

    @Juancho: +1
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    Jamie Sommers was starred Jamie Sommers was unstarred
    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    This is the GOAT.


    /can't we get a downloadable version? I need this on my harddrive, my iPod, as my screensaver...

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    The only way that could have been better would have been had Will painted Nightmare Ant onto the cookie sheet.
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Lisa - YOU STINK LEITCH!


    Bart - YA, YOU SWING LIKE A GIRL


    Lisa - YA YOU SWING LIKE ME!


    Both - Will... Will... Will

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    Dany Heatley Speedwagon was starred Dany Heatley Speedwagon was unstarred
    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    Will, you are too nice. If it had gone the other way and AJ hit you with the cookie sheet, he would have stood over you chanting E-A-G-L-E-S.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    As he usually does, the neighbor turned up the television a little louder to drown out the noise of domestic violence coming from the neighbor's apartment.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    01/22/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Yet another instance of neighbors misinterpreting the sounds coming from the home of an italian/american.


    Just because it sounds like someone might be getting killed doesn't mean anything...

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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    01/22/09

    In reply to And Let's Get Bashed In The Face
    That was clearly a helmet-to-sheet hit, suspend him!
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    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
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