A Skeptical Press Forces Tim Tebow To Defend His Faith

The jaded New York press wasted little time at today's news conference in challenging Tim Tebow about the unconventional beliefs and practices he may bring to his new football team. But the newest Jets player stood his ground and professed his faith: » 3/26/12 12:49pm 3/26/12 12:49pm

The Lingerie Football League Hopes Michael Jackson's Daughter Will Help…

Somehow, somebody at world headquarters of a football league with a fan base comprised, mostly, of dudes who like watching women in bra-and-sport-panties uniforms partake in jiggly rough-housing stroked their inspiration wand and chanted something to the tune of, "We can be an inspirational entity whereby children… » 10/19/11 9:45pm 10/19/11 9:45pm

Josh Hamilton Cost An Insurance Company $500K Last Night

If you tried to check out CC Carpet Flooring and Design Center's offerings online today, you would have read this message: "Our website is currently overloaded due to GRAND SLAM activity! We apologize for the inconvenience, please try again later." » 9/15/11 8:15pm 9/15/11 8:15pm

Here's A Picture Of A Baseball Commentator Sweating Profusely While…

Last night was Retro Night at the Phillies/Padres game. This is the type of thing a team does to keep a sell-out streak alive when a) the Padres are in town, b) on a Friday night in summer, c) when the temperature at first pitch is 98 °F. » 7/23/11 12:45pm 7/23/11 12:45pm

They're Making A Full-Body Wax Casting Of Bernard Hopkins For Display…

Hot off the presses from Bernard Hopkins's press folks and the good people from Ripley's Believe It Or Not is word that the boxer has committed to a two-day appearance in the F/X department at Ripley's world headquarters in Orlando. There, on Monday and Tuesday, he will "begin the tedious task of having a full body… » 7/14/11 9:45pm 7/14/11 9:45pm

The Boob-Showcasing Ukulele Girl Said She'd Return With An Encore If…

When Sarah K. first solicited your assistance back in April, it was in an effort to win $10,000 from some freakish marketing contest in New Zealand. Something called Hitachi, or something. » 6/16/11 12:00am 6/16/11 12:00am

Watch People Cheer For A Suicidal Turtle At The Players Championship

Your morning roundup for May 15, the day Lazy Cakes, Kush Cakes and Lulla Pies start becoming Public Enemy Nos. 1-3. » 5/15/11 9:45am 5/15/11 9:45am

Here's Video Of LeBron James And Delonte West Sharing A Brief But…

Your morning roundup for May 12, the day old coot Yogi Berra will come up with something witty to say about turning 82, even though he's only 81. » 5/12/11 9:30am 5/12/11 9:30am

Four Shining Moments Reenacted By Lego Basketball Players

Your morning roundup for March 17, the day when the Apostle of Ireland's deathiversary contributes to many facets of the American economy. Act as responsibly as you see fit, folks. » 3/17/11 9:15am 3/17/11 9:15am