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    Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport

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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    11/10/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    Hey! You got your Tolman in my Woonsocket! #soccer
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    This reminds me of that time two girl scouts duked it out over cards Airplane!.

    ...

    Yeah, that's it. #soccer
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    "THERE WAS ME, that is Megan, and my three droogs, that is Jessica, Ashley, and Brittany, and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." #soccer
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    Anytime anything newsworthy happens in Rhode Island, it just proves how true-to-life Family Guy actually is. #soccer
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    And yet, no one pulls Troy Polamalu's hair. #soccer
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    Breaking news: Jeff Zucker has just announced that NBC will immediately cease all production of scripted comedy and drama. Now leading into Leno 5 nights a week -- High School Girl's Soccer! #soccer
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    Image of Eamus Catuli Eamus Catuli
    11/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: During the summer? Dogs Up Close with a Wide Angled Lens! #soccer
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    Ladies. Ladies. No need to fight like this. I may be overweight and dead broke, but I can still pleasure each and every one of you. Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap.

    -Joey Buttafuoco #soccer
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    I bet it all started when the one girl referred to it as "footy." #soccer
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    This can go from "rampant problem" to "express ticket to Bonertown" if we start muddying every girls soccer field from here on out. #soccer
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    Image of When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir
    11/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: You need to start watching some L&A SVU. #soccer
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    DirkToberFest promoted this comment When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir was starred When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/09/09

    @When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Don't you mean Law and Order: The SUV? #soccer
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    11/09/09

    @DirkToberFest: That one starred Matt Jones, right? #soccer
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    I think someone needs to put a stop to these hyperviolent soccer girls before they make all the soccer-playing boys in this country look like a bunch of weak bitches.

    Far far too late. #soccer
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    The last time there was this much physical contact in Rhode Island, Great White was on stage. #soccer
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    11/09/09

    @DumpsterDining: uh-oh, you're gonna die in a fire for that one... #soccer
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/09/09

    In reply to Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
    Target 12 investigators

    Lee Boyd Malvo is right there with you.

    At Home Depot.
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