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    It's Not A World Series Celebration Without A Beatdown
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    10/30/08

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    CHARLIE.
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    10/30/08

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    I warned them not to play the David Bowie, Mick Jagger version of "Dancin' In The Streets." I said you are playing with fire! And did they listen?
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    10/30/08

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    Come on Chicago. You have a lot to live up to next Tuesday.
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    10/30/08

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    They've come to burgle Rittenhouse Square.
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    10/30/08

    @ArkansasFred: Give My Remains to Broad Street
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    "So, I'd been pounding everclear and mayonnaise shots all night was fucking wasted. I lay down for some rack time, and this cop started shouting at me 'You can't sleep there, son!' It was then I realized that I'd soiled my corduroys with the biggest, wettest, chili and egg poop in history."
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    10/30/08

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    too wordy
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    10/30/08

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    When a fellow bearded man gets kicked in the kidneys with steel toed boots, does Clay feel it too?
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    I bet the hipster doofus got the last bear claw at Dunkin' Donuts.
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    Locust Street seems rather appropriate.
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    Moments later someone tipped that cop over
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    Why isn't Darkman wearing his trademark hat?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/30/08

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    Cobra versus Mongoose, Electron versus Positron and Jack Booted Thug versus Filthy Hipster Scum. The eternal battles rage on.
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    10/30/08

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    Imagine if he'd worned a Rangers t-shirt.
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    The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless!
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