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Where’s The Worst Place On Your Body To Put Your Sunglasses When You’re Not Wearing Them?Today, we’re talking about old man farts, parking apps, Florida, road trips, cupcakes, and more....

Chuck Muncie, the terrific former Saints and Chargers running back who always wore glasses or goggles, has died. He was 60. [PFT]...

Yes, Jim Lampley's Glasses Have Real Lenses It's recently become an odd topic of speculation that HBO boxing commentator and occasional bad decision maker Jim Lampley wears glasses on-air that don't have any lenses in them. This speculation, indeed, has come up inside the Deadspin offices. After all, they're so damn clear! There's no glare! ...

Only One Person Replied When The Sun Belt's Commissioner Asked For Phone Numbers On Twitter [UPDATE]

Well, he only got one reply that actually included a phone number, and we're too scared to call it, so he probably was too. On Wednesday, the Sun Belt announced a one-game suspension for Arkansas State linebacker Qushaun Lee for an illegal hit against Alcorn State during their Saturday game. The le...

Dwyane Wade Copes With Brutal Game 5 Loss By Wearing Stupid Glasses

First it was Russell Westbrook, and now it's Dwyane Wade rocking a pair of glasses without lenses in the postgame locker room. Wade may be a fashionable man, but you can't pull off this look after you got your ass beat. LENS-FREE GLASSES ARE FOR CLOSERS. I'm not gonna go as far as Yahoo's Dan Wetzel...

Mark Sanchez Is <em>The</em> Future Of Home Entertainment

This photo is begging for some mischievous editing. Or maybe just hilarious captions. Please note that jokes about his future being bright enough to warrant wearing sunglasses will be ignored....

Joe Paterno's New Eyewear: Eyes

The 83-year-old Penn State coach had eye surgery which helps him "read his watch" and "not have to wear glasses" anymore but he should, because without them, he looks old and scary. [FightOnState]...

I Challenge You To A Whack Off

Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email us here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering whacking speed, haterade, rugby, peanut butter and weed crackers, and more....