Marshawn Lynch Can Never Be Accused Of Not Keeping Things Real

DAULERIO — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:15:34 EDT

Marshawn Lynch has had a tough off-season, with that whole hit-and-run allegation hanging over his head, it's surprising he's yet to give some of his fans the updates on his Yardbarker blog. (Possible working titles: "Gettin' Ready 4 'Da Clink", "WASSUP WIT DAT LADY RUNNIN' INTO MA' WHIP").

For right now, though, we turn our attention to the latest incident to increase his shadiness factor — booze smuggling in da club. According to the Buffalo News, Lynch's legal problems extend beyond the hit-and-run incident:

But some police officers in Buffalo and Hamburg are not surprised to hear that Lynch is having legal difficulties.

Lynch was tossed out of two Chippewa Street bars in recent months because he brought in his own bottle of liquor, which is illegal under state alcohol laws, according to three law enforcement officials.

“[Buffalo police] have been told by bar owners that he’ll walk in, order a glass of pop and pour his own liquor into it,” one officer said. “He was told that you can’t do that, and it doesn’t matter if you’re Marshawn Lynch.”

Ain't nothin' but a BYOB thang, fellas. Ease up.

Marshawn Lynch Has His Own Bottle Service [Icy-Hot Sensations]

Ralph Wilson, Bills execs, players to be subpoenaed in Lynch probe [Buffalo News]

Nothing Good Comes Out Of A Bottle Of Belvedere

DAULERIO — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:40:00 EDT

In looking at this picture of a gangsta-casual Stephen Jackson swigging from a Belvedere bottle at a party, it's impossible not to worry about the potential repercussions he'll have to endure once this photo hit the web. Because, remember what happened to the last person who took decided that aggressively chugging from a Belvedere bottle in front of a roomful of people.

Right. Mr. Jackson, Charlie Weis will expect an apology from you immediately.

Captain Jack and Belvedere Vodka [Drunk Athlete]

(Ed. Note: We disagree with this headline.)

Deadspin: glug life

Marshawn Lynch Can Never Be Accused Of Not Keeping Things Real

Nothing Good Comes Out Of A Bottle Of Belvedere