Hulk Can Score Rocket Goals With Either Foot

Hulk hammered home a long-range rocket today against PSV in Europa League action, and while we've featured plenty of the Zenit St. Petersburg striker's heroics around here, we'd like to note that today's feat came off his right, and supposedly weaker, foot. » 2/26/15 1:35pm 2/26/15 1:35pm

Man City Saves Draw With 92nd-Minute Free Kick Goal

James Milner helped Manchester City avoid an embarrassing home loss to lowly Hull City with this gorgeous stoppage-time free kick goal. To be fair, even a draw is shocking; Etihad Stadium spent most of the match silent as supporters watched their team fart around and be dominated by the bottom-three side. » 2/07/15 11:55am 2/07/15 11:55am

Oliver Ekman-Larsson Scores Distant Shorthanded Goal On Hapless Leafs

Arizona Coyotes defenseman Oliver Ekman-Larsson was only trying to dump the puck, but the unintended accuracy gave him his 13th goal of the season as the "shot" got past Maple Leafs goalie Jonathan Bernier. Toronto is at the point where it can't even lose a lead on an even-strength goal. » 1/30/15 12:14pm 1/30/15 12:14pm

Mexican Bicycle Goal Celebration Is Complicated

You've seen plenty of bicycle kicks, but have you ever seen a bicycle goal celebration? Mexico's Alejandro Díaz Liceaga broke it out after scoring his second goal against Cuba today in a CONCACAF U-20 tournament match. El Tri is defending its title, and doing so in brutal fashion—they're up 6-1 at halftime. » 1/10/15 3:54pm 1/10/15 3:54pm

Gareth Bale Puts Real Madrid Up 2-0 With An Unstoppable Free Kick

It's tough to imagine a more perfect free kick goal than the one Gareth Bale scored today against Espanyol. We've covered numerous amazing set pieces launched by Cristiano Ronaldo, but Bale's providing evidence that he's the strongest man for the job at Real Madrid. » 1/10/15 10:51am 1/10/15 10:51am

Calgary Flames Score On Their Own Net During Delayed Penalty

Flames goalie Jonas Hiller left the net after Calgary had a delayed penalty, but sloppy possession in the offensive zone led to a very long own goal. Yannick Weber was credited with his second goal of the season. Anything is possible! » 12/21/14 1:51pm 12/21/14 1:51pm

Miguel Ibarra's Extreme Chip Shot Is A Golazo In Any League

Miguel Ibarra is one of the U.S. Men's National Team's newest call-ups, and the masterful goal he scored tonight for Minnesota United should give American soccer fans reason to anticipate more international appearances for the 24-year-old. » 11/08/14 8:51pm 11/08/14 8:51pm

James Scores Highlight Reel Goal On The Volley, Puts Real Madrid Up 2-0

It's just another day in La Liga for Real Madrid, which is having an easy time against Granada. Here's a terrific goal from James Rodriguez, a volley over the keeper's head from about 15 yards out. » 11/01/14 11:43am 11/01/14 11:43am

Bradley Wright-Phillips Scores 90th-Minute Goal, Puts Red Bulls Past KC

Sporting KC's season is over after Bradley Wright-Phillips scored in the 90th minute to put his New York Red Bulls into the MLS Eastern Conference semifinals. » 10/30/14 10:06pm 10/30/14 10:06pm

Neymar Scores Just Three Minutes Into El Clásico

The Ray Hudson orgasm engine cranked up early as beautiful midfield play led to a perfect opportunity for Neymar to put Barcelona up 1-0 on Real Madrid three minutes and change into the match. » 10/25/14 12:13pm 10/25/14 12:13pm

Romell Quioto Golazo Puts Olimpia Up On Timbers Two Minutes Into Match

CONCACAF Champions League action resumed tonight, and MLS's Portland Timbers traveled to Honduras to take on Olimpia—where they were greeted just moments into the match by this over-the-head flip goal by Romell Quioto. » 10/21/14 10:18pm 10/21/14 10:18pm

Bayer Leverkusen Scores On Borussia Dortmund Nine Seconds Into Match

Karim Bellarabi set a new Bundesliga record when he scored the opening goal of Borussia Dortmund-Bayer Leverkusen just nine seconds into those teams' league season. » 8/23/14 1:49pm 8/23/14 1:49pm

Mauro Zárate Drills Home Magnificent Volley Off The Deflection

West Ham United took a 1-0 lead on Crystal Palace today when Mauro Zárate—in his first start for a new squad—lined up a volley after a sky-high deflection of a shot from teammate Mark Noble. » 8/23/14 10:42am 8/23/14 10:42am

Thierry Henry Doesn't Give A Shit That He Just Scored A Goal

Thierry Henry popped in a goal in the 45th minute Saturday to put the New York Red Bulls up 2-1 over the Columbus Crew, but he wasn't in the mood to celebrate. » 7/13/14 12:08pm 7/13/14 12:08pm

Every Univision ¡GOOOL! Of The World Cup, Ranked By Length

We've been fans of ESPN's excellent World Cup coverage, but for your money's worth it's tough to beat the live match broadcasts on Univision. Here's every goal scored thus far in the World Cup, stitched together into one very long ¡GOOOOOOOOOL!. Below you'll find a chart ranking every goal of the tournament by how… » 7/12/14 11:00am 7/12/14 11:00am

Greece Equalize With 91st-Minute Stunner By Papastathopoulos

Greek defender Socratis Papastathopoulos found the net at the edge of regulation to force extra time in the Greeks' bout against Costa Rica. Here's what the goal sounded like on the NERIT broadcast in Greece. » 6/29/14 6:08pm 6/29/14 6:08pm

Ruiz Goal Gives Team 1-0 Lead; Here's How It Sounded In Costa Rica

Bryan Ruiz's 52nd-minute goal gave Costa Rica a 1-0 lead on a shot that seemed to surprise everyone on the pitch. Here's how announcers for Repretel Canal 6 in Costa Rica called it. (Spoiler: it involves a lot of ¡GOL!) » 6/29/14 5:25pm 6/29/14 5:25pm

The James Rodríguez Golazo, As Called On Colombian Television

You knew this was coming, didn't you? Here's how the brilliant James Rodríguez goal that put Colombia up 1-0 on Uruguay sounded on Colombian TV broadcaster Caracol. ROCK OUT. Update: here's James's second goal, as aired on the same network: » 6/28/14 4:46pm 6/28/14 4:46pm