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    Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All

    Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    This makes me feel awesome about getting into my grad school where I will be looking to obtain my MBA with a concentration in sport management.


    Fucking Awesome...

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    05/27/09

    @Kick His Ass Seabass: Hey man, you just gotta suck a better dick than the next guy, you know?
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    unpaid internships at women's tennis tournaments.


    I took an "unpaid internship", following Jelena Jankovic around the globe.

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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    Turns out, it's proving difficult for the next Theo Epsteins and Jerry Maguires to catapult from frat parties to their dream jobs


    actually, that sounds like any economy.

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    05/27/09

    @7-8 Deville: hey, they can get a job as a management trainee at Enterprise Rent-a-Car just like everyone else!
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    Kim Ng only spent two seasons as a fluffer before making it to the front office. The girls following in her footsteps are having to work year-round boat parties just to get scouting positions.


    Damn economy!

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    05/27/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1 for knowing who Kim Ng is.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    Glad to see that Grad School is Plan B for these guys. Plan C, of course, is manage the Nationals.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    I would write more, but Daulerio needs lunch.


    "Where the hell you going, Cohen? Think this moustache cleans the crumbs out by itself? Grab a seat."

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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    Does he make you cut the crust off the bread and peel the grapes?
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    05/27/09

    In reply to Whoops, Sports Aren't So Recession-Proof After All
    Ben, by "lunch" do you mean a "handjob"?


    And by "handjob" I mean "rimjob".

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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    I really enjoy your Cherry Garcia and Chunky Monkey ice cream. So when's Jerry making his guest post?
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    As a Yankee fan, I know the frustration of being on the receiving end of semi-undeserved team hate.


    As a Wake Forest alum, I hope you choke on Paulus' semen.

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    05/14/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: There is absolutely nothing undeserved about my hate for Duke.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    On numerous occasions I heard him say that his favorite food was steak, and he went on to dub himself as a meat-and-potatoes type of guy. The description, trite as it was, captured him better than any reporter ever could.


    Seriously???

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    05/14/09

    @Spectacular Sam: He also likes long walks on the beach and cuddling by the fire.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    I have a creepy feeling the new intern was masturbating while writing this article.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    Seriously? A Dukie? Eugh, I think I'm going to be sick...

    As for Paulus, I say good riddance to bad rubbish. But I feel that way about the whole Duke basketball program.
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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    Oh sweet Jesus, wait until Wonderlic hears this news. It is going to be fucking bedlam around here.


    Seriously, Greg, Adrian Dantley is going to fuck you up.

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    05/14/09

    In reply to Orange Enthusiasts, Meet Your New Quarterback: Greg Paulus
    Judging only by the commas, I'm going to guess that our boy Ben was a Comp Lit major?
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