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    What You Need To Know About The NBA's Jaunty Superfan
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    05/27/09

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    We pretty well now know who supplied Len Bias the coke that killed him.
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    05/27/09

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    Pretty sure this is what would happen if Pete Wentz fucked his grandpa.
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    05/27/09

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    the NBA's Superfan


    But does he believe that a team of mini-Cleveland Cavaliers, about 14 inches tall, could beat the Los Angeles Clippers? I guess it depends on whether LeBron would be mini, or whether he would be full grown. Another scenario - the team's plane is delayed, but LeBron was coming in from a photo shoot, so it's only LeBron against the Clippers. Or what if LeBron is all alone, but it's mini LeBron against the Clippers? Uh oh, havin' a heart attack!

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    05/27/09

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    Oh man, who went and dug up the corpse of Andy Gibb and buried it in the Pet Semetary?
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    05/27/09

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    I don't know what else to add but in that top photo, there's a monster in the parasol.
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    05/27/09

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    Goldstein hands out over-sized business cards.


    Oh my God! Gallagher does the same thing and it is fucking comedy gold.
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    05/27/09

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    I always wondered what Mr. Burns looked like as a young man.
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    05/27/09

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    Jim at the beach (please work, please work, fuck you no preview)


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    05/27/09

    @son of spam: fail.


    One last time.


    [www.dlisted.com]

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    05/27/09

    @son of spam: shoots self.
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    05/27/09

    @son of spam: @son of spam: @son of spam:


    ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    05/27/09

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    Obviously a student of the Mystery Method.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/27/09

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    It's like he rubbed a lamp and asked the genie for wealth, fame, and to be the visual embodiment of a Steve Miller song.
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    05/27/09

    @David Hume: +1
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    05/27/09

    @David Hume: Absolutely. +1
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/27/09

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    Goldstein's father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, in the spring he'd make meat helmets. Pretty standard stuff, really.
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    05/27/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery
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    05/27/09

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    So much money, nary a bottle of conditioner.
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    6. He's a deranged Vietnam veteran who made his millions building Fashionably Architectural Basketballs (FABs).
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    05/27/09

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    even scurrying to get to two cities in a single day.


    This little Dickens should write some sort of Tale about this.

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