Never Mind The Man Who Appears To Be Urinating Next To The Fairway

This weekend's Hassan II tournament on the Euro PGA tour wound up today in Morocco with Richie Ramsay taking home the trophy—but not before his tee shot on 17 appeared to come very close to a man, possibly a TV crew member, who looks to be taking a piss in the woods along the fairway. » 3/29/15 1:59pm Sunday 1:59pm

Aaron Baddeley Hits Hole-In-One On Par 4, Only Earns A Birdie

For only the second time in PGA tour history, a golfer has hit a tee shot into the hole on a par 4. Unfortunately for Aaron Baddeley, the shot came after he took an unplayable lie from his first attempt and ended up with just a birdie on the TPC San Antonio 17th hole. » 3/26/15 7:23pm Thursday 7:23pm

Dan Jenkins Has a Heavy Dose of Opinion on Golf, Twitter, and Tiger

Come the first week of April, writer Dan Jenkins will be at the Augusta National Golf Club covering the Masters. It will be his sixty-fifth visit to the major tournament, a world record that will stand the test of time like Jack Nicklaus winning the 1986 Masters at the ripe old age of forty-six. Jenkins is as bedrock… » 3/23/15 4:16pm 3/23/15 4:16pm

Patrick Reed Takes A Swing At Defending Himself, Slices Into The Woods

A month ago we republished a feature by Shane Ryan about golfer Patrick Reed's tumultuous college career. The story was an adapted version of material that will appear in Ryan's upcoming book, Slaying The Tiger, and had previously appeared on the site Tobacco Road Blues. The article told of how Reed was kicked off the… » 3/12/15 9:42pm 3/12/15 9:42pm

Bummed-Out Rory McIlroy Tosses Club Right Into The Damn Lake

During his round at the WGC-Cadillac Championship today, Rory McIlroy yanked his second shot on the par-5 eighth hole into the water. Then he did that thing that a lot of us who golf would probably do if we were extremely rich and could afford to buy new clubs all the time. » 3/06/15 3:52pm 3/06/15 3:52pm

PGA Tour Denies Claim That Tiger Woods Failed A Drug Test

Tiger Woods isn't golfing. He's taking some time off to rest, to heal, and to work on his game. But according to one dude who probably doesn't know anything, it's all a coverup, and Woods is actually serving a secret Tour suspension for a failed drug test. Today, both the PGA Tour and Woods's agent flatly deny the… » 3/02/15 12:30pm 3/02/15 12:30pm

Report: Miserable Old Man Michael Jordan Wants A Private Golf Course

According to a report from, Michael Jordan, who has now apparently reached the Old-Man-Potter stage of his life, is considering building his very own golf course in Florida because the country club that he frequents is no longer living up to his standards. » 2/20/15 3:14pm 2/20/15 3:14pm

Police: We Still Have No Idea What Happened To Robert Allenby

For a while there, it looked like we had a pretty good idea of what actually happened to Robert Allenby, the pro golfer who last month claimed that he was kidnapped, beaten, and robbed after leaving a Honolulu wine bar. But now the local police have released a statement, and everything is apparently back to square one. » 2/13/15 11:11am 2/13/15 11:11am

Bad Golfer Tiger Woods Taking A Break From Golf

Tiger Woods, last seen doing a very realistic impression of a terrible chipper, will take a break from tournament golf, he announced on his website. Woods withdrew from last week's Farmers Insurance Open with a back injury, but says it is unrelated to the surgery he had last March to relieve a pinched nerve. Either… » 2/11/15 8:21pm 2/11/15 8:21pm

How To Survive A Round Of Golf With Your Boss Or Father-In-Law

Anyone who plays golf and has been stupid enough to tell other people that they play golf—"Oh, you play? That's wonderful! Lisa's dad would love to take you out for a round when you guys visit for Thanksgiving! Isn't that right, Herb?"—is at some point in his or her life going to have to play golf with someone with… » 2/10/15 1:40pm 2/10/15 1:40pm

Tiger, What The Fuck, Man? 

Holy shit! This is Tiger Woods's third shot on the par-4 tenth (his first of the day) at the Farmers Insurance Open. Jesus Christ, he just bangs this thing like a railroad spike, less like a chip shot than Miguel Cabrera rocking a line drive up the third base line, or any Dwight Howard hook shot ever. » 2/05/15 3:46pm 2/05/15 3:46pm

​Francesco Molinari Sinks Hole-In-One; Gallery Throws Beers To Celebrate

Italian golfer Francesco Molinari nailed a lovely hole-in-one on the par-3 16th hole in the third round of the Phoenix Open today, and the spectators celebrated by tossing beers everywhere. Rowdy golf is fun golf. » 1/31/15 6:53pm 1/31/15 6:53pm

How Patrick Reed Became Golf's Latest Villain

Robert Allenby Spent $3,400 At A Strip Club On Night Of Alleged Attack has managed to piece together a few more bits of information from the night pro golfer Robert Allenby claims he was kidnapped, beaten, and robbed in Honolulu, Hawaii. Allenby's story has been springing leaks almost from the moment it became public, and has just poked a few more. » 1/26/15 11:31am 1/26/15 11:31am

Witness: Robert Allenby Hurt Himself After A Trip To The Strip Club

Professional golfer Robert Allenby's bizarre kidnapping story—the one in which he claims that he was kidnapped from a Honolulu wine bar, beaten, robbed, and then dumped in a park six miles away—keeps springing more leaks. » 1/22/15 12:32pm 1/22/15 12:32pm

Robert Allenby's Kidnapping Story Challenged By Another Witness

Robert Allenby's tale of his alleged kidnapping sounded implausible from the beginning, and now another witness has gone on the record disputing it. You can read our detailed story on Allenby's alleged Friday night "kidnapping" and the investigation that followed, but basically: PGA golfer Robert Allenby claimed… » 1/21/15 8:10pm 1/21/15 8:10pm

Robert Allenby's Kidnapping Story Just Keeps Getting Weirder

Golfer Robert Allenby, whose story of being kidnapped from a Hawaii wine bar, beaten, and dumped in the street sounded too incredible to be true, probably needs to explain why his only witness now says that everything he's claimed is wrong. » 1/20/15 10:42am 1/20/15 10:42am

PGA Golfer Robert Allenby Allegedly Kidnapped, Beaten In Hawaii

Australian golfer Robert Allenby says an unknown assailant kidnapped him from a Hawaii wine bar Friday night and proceeded to beat and rob him before dropping the PGA pro seven miles away in a park. » 1/17/15 9:15pm 1/17/15 9:15pm

Dad Removes Son's Tooth With A Golf Ball And Some String

We've got a few dads on staff, and so I asked them if this video, in which a dad whacks the hell out of a golf ball that is attached to a string tied around his son's loose tooth, is an example of good or bad dadding. » 12/31/14 12:03pm 12/31/14 12:03pm