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  • lpga

    The LPGA Continues To Ratchet Up The Crazy

    The next time I'm hacking away on my local muni, I'm going to pretend like I'm snowboarding, because that's what Italian golfer Giulia Sergas does. Imaginary frostbite nipping at my windwhipped nose, I'll fit right in with the LPGA. More »
    07/09/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by Hatey McLife: The next time I'm hacking away on my local muni Is "muni" Yiddish for "hooker" or "transient"? 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Brave Colin Montgomerie Takes Shots at Pirates

    A bunch of goofballs dressed as pirates dared golfers at the Scottish Open to hit their water-borne target—so Colin Montgomerie took them out his wedge and nailed it. (From about 60 yards away.) Lousy pirates.... [Daily Mail/Sports Rubbish]
    07/09/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Bobby Big Wheel: Monty was only able to hit the pirates because none of them had attained the rank of Major. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Bringing SexyBack To Golf

    Justin Timberlake — former frontman for *NSYNC, international pop superstar, 6-handicap on the links — is shopping his first book. It's about golf, and it's reportedly a memoir about the 28-year-old's memorable rounds. Well, no one's done that before. [NYO]
    07/07/09
    3,903
    28

    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by ScientificMapp: I can't wait for the chapter about Lou Pearlman and the 19th Hole. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • tiger woods

    Tiger Woods: Winner Of Own AT & T National Tournament, Budding Comedian

    Another great day for Gillette spokespeople: Tiger Woods wins the 2009 AT &T National, Federer won Wimbledon, and Jeter hit a walkoff. Since it's Tiger's tournament, he's the only one who got to interview himself. .[Waggle Room]
    07/06/09
    5,754
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by TT-Zop: Whats the deal with Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine! 1 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette

    Tiger Woods teed off today with Tony Romo in his pro-am at Congressional Country Club. In Washington D.C. Spectators don't really like Tony Romo there, so they boo him. But Jessica Simpson — she's OK anywhere. [D.C. Sports Bog]
    07/01/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by UpstateUnderdog: Here's one to make you feel old, old school Starter commercial. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    The Donald Trumps The LPGA Championship

    "Ever since opening his Trump National-Bedminster golf club four years ago, Donald Trump has been angling for a major championship or tour event.... Trump received his first major championship offer: the LPGA Championship. He turned it down." [Star-Ledger]
    06/26/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by SavetoFavorites: The turf, it could use some reseeding, no? 3 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through

    It is super annoying when you're out on the golf course and the group in front of you is playing very slowly, but I was not aware that I had a "moral obligation to destroy" these duffers with hollow-point bullets. More »
    06/25/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by bigredgambler: tj/ Farrah Fawcett has passed away. RIP end tj/ 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Drunk Golfer Tries To Drive Home In Rented Golf Cart

    A golf cart may seem safer than a regular car—especially when you've just downed 10 beers over 18 holes—but that does not mean you should try to drunk drive one home after a day on the links. More »
    06/23/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by SavetoFavorites: (Puts sunglasses on) Sounds like he should've taken his... Caddy. /YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    John Daly's Bus Does Not Fit In There

    John Daly's Magic Bus continues to roll around the country, but it's running a little bit lower than usual after he knocked off the top going through a low-clearance tunnel. More »
    06/22/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Bobby Big Wheel: When traveling in the South, one must be careful not to damage the roof of his car: 2 Responses | Other threads

  • us open

    Lucas Glover Wins The U.S. Open

    It's all over, folks. Glover holds on to win a messy five-day U.S. Open. More below: More »
    06/22/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by AKA Fo2FFR: After Glover blew another hard shot, he was overheard saying, "Man, I'm gettin too old for this shit." 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Former Lingerie Football Quarterback Is Now Golf Phenom

    Blair O'Neal is a woman who enjoys posing in pubis-bone baring bikinis as well as frumpy khakis. Oh, and she's apparently quite the golfer too. [InGameNow]
    06/22/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Hit Bull Win Steak: Golf Innuendo Tsunami in 3...2....1... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • us open

    U.S. Open Should Begin Any Day Now

    After four days of interminable, Noah's Ark-like rain, it's my understanding that the US Open golf thingy will actually start sometime today. Oh, they already started—and stopped—the fourth round in the darkness last night? How lucky. More »
    06/22/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by UkraineNotWeak: Dear ESPN/NBC: Tiger's not going to win it. You can stop showing every shot of his. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    @DanJenkinsGD Can Haz Cheeseburger

    On a semi-related note, Emeritus on Jenkins: "It's kind of unbelievable Twitter existed without him. Proves my theory: Had he started a blog before Deadspin, I'd be flipping burgers." Amen. Easily the star of this year's washed-out Open. [Washington Post]
    06/21/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by One Sack, Two Sack: Caption: "Think again before you write a derogatory comment about me, deadspinner. I can have you killed." more » | Other threads

  • golf

    The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore

    The New York galleries are so lively, we've heard all week. They're great for golf, and the players love it! Turns out, it's all just a euphemism for "New Yorkers like to get tanked and heckle Tiger Woods." More »
    06/21/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: I guess, "We're on Long Island, where men look like the half-a-fag Gotti progeny" doesn't roll off the tongue quite... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage

    Former US Amateur champion and University of Arizona star Ricky Barnes set the 36 hole US Open scoring record at -8 following the second round 65 he completed in this morning's favorable conditions. More »
    06/20/09
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    By KOGOD

    Comment by Sean Platz: "...they'll do whatever they can to get in as many holes as possible today." Travis Henry approves of this plan. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Rocco Mediate Not Quite Tiger

    As you enjoy the sogginess that is Bethpage today, here's a bit of viewing fun for you. He'll need this skill if the weather doesn't cooperate. Here's the original Tiger video that started it all. More »
    06/20/09
    6,819
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    By Sarah Schorno

    Comment by Matt Sussman: It's not a glitch that Tiger Woods played 18 with Payne Stewart. He's just that good. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • us open

    The U.S. Open Is Open For Business

    You were probably hoping that following the U.S. Open online would be a nice distraction from work today, but they just suspended play due to heavy rain. Hey, who wants to hear Tiger Woods cuss on teevee? More »
    06/18/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Obsessed: They just got suspended to due rain... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Someone Likes Vijay's Swing

    The New York Times: "Then someone yelled at Vijay Singh on the third green, complimenting his posterior in bold, succinct language." Is this Times-speak for "nice ass"? [NYT]
    06/17/09
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    By Tommy Craggs

    Comment by sdot: If you combine Vijay's posterior, Phil's boobs, and Camillo Villegas' hair, you could make a pretty ugly drag queen. 3 Responses | Other threads

  • chris berman

    Golf Coverage Is A Little Too Reverential For Boomer

    Chris Berman, on his detractors: "Constructive criticism is great, but to say I have an act would be missing the point. You're never going to please everyone anyway." So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice. [Watchdog]
    06/15/09
    5,418
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by UkraineNotWeak: I expect a late 70s Billy Joel reference within the first hour. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    The LPGA's Melting Pot Of The Future, TODAY!

    The ethnic composition of womens golf is what the US will be in 2042, when Michelle Wie will have a really good feeling about winning her first major. [Waggle Room]
    06/13/09
    2,699
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    By Matt Sussman

    Comment by Night Man: And hopefully by then we'll have figured out that humorless bearded dough boys shouldn't have anything to do with the... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    NYT Golf Story Or Gang Bang Fantasy?

    ... [n]ot even a fancy facelift to the Grand Dame aimed at bringing her defenses up to date could prevent some very familiar suitors from having their way in the first round of the Crowne Plaza Invitational. [NYT]
    05/29/09
    5,625
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: The South African Tim Clark, Woody Austin and Steve Stricker led an old-fashioned Texas hoedown In the 90's, Michael Irvin's ho-downs... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Who Is Tiger's Turtle?

    "The modern player's payroll invariably includes an agent, a caddie, a financial adviser and a swing instructor.... Agent Dennis Harrington predicts that gentlemen's gentlemen — valets — will be the next big thing." John Daly's not sold. [GolfWorld, Style Points]
    05/24/09
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    By Ben Cohen

    Comment by GiselleBeardchen: Who's the pussy in the khaki's? 1 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Rudy Giuliani's Son Loses The Case Of "Duke vs. Spackler"

    Andrew Giuliani used to play golf at Duke University until the coach that recruited him died, and the new coach realized that he was a terrible golfer. Andy sued after being booted from the team and the judge made him look stupid by quoting Caddyshack as he dismissed the case. More »
    05/20/09
    17,911
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by pepelicious: I hear the lacrosse team at Duke is waaay more funner anyhow. 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer

    Phil Mickelson has suspended his PGA Tour schedule indefinitely after learning that his wife, Amy, has breast cancer. He has withdrawn from the next two events and she will likely have surgery in the coming days. [Star-Telegram]
    05/20/09
    9,527
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Enthused_But_Fired: gss th jks r nly K fr ppl wh d n cr ccdnts. Y jst lst lt f... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Enjoy Your Lettuce Wraps, Courtesy Of Briny Baird

    The golfer hit a 230-yard, 34-story-high shot into Petco Park and won all of America free lettuce wraps from P.F. Chang's. Nice try, China—I'm not falling for that again. [SteadyBurn; Devil Ball Golf]
    05/19/09
    11,427
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by RoethlisBurger: This has to be the first post with a Briny Baird tag 3 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    One Connecticut High School Golf Team Shows Why Everyone On The Planet Hates Them

    "We were going to have to bag it. It would have been a bummer. I just called my dad. He has a friend who has a couple of puddle-jumper planes." [Greenwich Time]
    05/17/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by TheStarterWife: You guys are missing the real story here; The half of the team that stayed behind defeated Choate on... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • charles barkley

    Watch Charles Barkley Hit A Man In The Neck With A Golf Ball

    Memo to celebrity golf tournament spectators: stand at least two miles away from Barkley when he steps up to the tee. [TotalProSports]
    05/15/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Karlifornia: How many beers did Chuck have before that? I mean, talk about "Driving Under The Influence". 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Здравствуйте

    Meet Maria Verechanova. "Beautiful Sexy Golfer" says the creepy Russian website. [Devil Ball]
    05/15/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Her?: Spies, golfers, tennis players, scientists ... is there anything Russians can't make beautiful sexy? 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Media Meltdowns

    CBS Golf Analyst David Feherty Has Predictably Enraged People With His Fantastical Column About Shooting Nancy Pelosi

    Feherty's column appeared in "D Magazine" and has already been eviscerated by the media mob. Is he a loser?[HuffPo]
    05/09/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Juancho: I kinda like that site. I hear the women in Big D are crazy, in a good way. And not... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Hey Loser! Why Are You Such A Loser?

    Interviewer David Feherty tells Tiger Woods he is a loser. Tiger Woods, realizing the dark inner truth of his fragile existence, gives up golf forever. Because he is a loser. [YouTube]
    05/05/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Sense_da_Merger: When the guy doing commentary in your video game tells you you're a loser it kinda takes the sting out. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Ghetto Golf Teaches Us About Urban Blight, Golf

    An enterprising video game developer is working on a video game that combines "Grand Theft Auto" with "Tiger Woods PGA." I think even Russian mob-connected carjackers might find this one offensive. More »
    04/22/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Hatey McLife: This course also has a dress code. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Private Parts: John Daly Questions Rick Reilly's Ethics

    Full disclosure: I have not read Rick Reilly's book, Who's Your Caddy? John Daly has, however, and would like to know just what it is about "off the record" that Reilly doesn't understand. More »
    04/21/09
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Athens Grease: Daly's story is less believable than Ashlee Simpson performing on SNL. I mean, this guy is a bigger hooters enthusiast... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    The Man's A Menace!

    Bill Murray hits spectator with tee shot at Outback ProAm, uses incident as opportunity to test new comedy material. [St. Petersburg Times]
    04/17/09
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by 7-8 Deville: "She's alright. She's got a hole in her head, in fact, a little indentation of a number three and the... 2 Responses | Other threads

  • the masters

    Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!

    Sergio Garcia is the third-ranked golfer in the world, but he finished 38th out of 50 at The Masters. Why? Because Augusta National stinks! More »
    04/13/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Waaah, I'm a handsome millionaire who was baffled by some grass, Waaah 6 Responses | Other threads

  • the masters

    A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other

    It's easy to get caught up in the emotion of Sunday at The Masters, but few fans have the determination to use that frenzy to their advantage and sneak in a boob grope at 15. More »
    04/13/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Thundercracker: guessing his age, marital status (is), and their current body shapes I'm guessing this is the closest thing to "gettin... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • the masters

    Tiger Woods Somehow Not Winning Tiger Woods Invitational

    Experts predict that Tigers Woods will use the third round of his major tournament to make a move on whatever golfers might be leading, setting himself up for a dramatic come-from-behind victory on Sunday. More »
    04/11/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Business_Socks: My uncle just looked at that pic and had a 'Nam flashback. 5 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't

    John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
    More »
    04/10/09
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    By Pete Gaines

    Comment by Business_Socks: I wonder how much he wants for the Elvis decanter. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • the masters

    A Masters Update Unlike Any Other

    Chad Campbell is -5 through seven. He's tied for the lead with Shingo Katayama. Yes, it's very early. [Masters Leaderboard]
    04/09/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by Afino: If anyone in this thread is at work and not watching the Amen Corner/15/16 feeds online, it's a thing of... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Nothing Says Quality Like John Daly Merchandise Purchased From A Bus

    John Daly may not be allowed to play in The Masters, but that doesn't mean he can't still profit. May he interest you in some slacks? More »
    04/09/09
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    By Rick Chandler

    Comment by Jay Cutler's Insulin: "We offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentlemen: ponchos, muu-muus, capes, jumpsuits, uni-sheets, muslin body rolls, academic and... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • golf

    Tiger Woods Now Fully Armed And Operational

    GolfBot 5000 birdied 18 to complete a five-stroke comeback and destroy yet another helpless victim yesterday at Bay Hill. Golf was fun while it lasted, huh, folks? [Los Angeles Times]
    03/30/09
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    By Dashiell Bennett

    Comment by wonderlic---myballs: /TJ For as much play as this product gets on Deadspin, I think this news may be enjoyed by a few... 11 Responses | Other threads

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