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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    "Whoremonger"? Which way to the mustache waxery, Jeeves?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    Welcome to Tiger Woods' revenge challenge. Choose a club. Might I suggest a putter?

    You have chosen "three wood". Might I suggest a putter?

    Three wood. Now choose the force of your swing. I suggest "feather touch".

    You have chosen "power drive".

    Tiger is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    I'd like to take this time to remind you all that you are supposed to be making fucking jokes down here. I am not singling anyone out, Chief Wahoo or CM Wang.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    Even my Grandma knows—and has several strong opinions about—Tiger Woods

    "Seriously, what sort of an asshole loses his tee shots miles to the right, like some 20 handicapper in denim shorts? Give me Fred Funk any day of the week."
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    weekend winner:Tiger's prenuptial agreement.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    Wait a second...that can't be Tiger's ride...it's not a Buick.
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    Image of Bahama Swallow Bahama Swallow
    11/30/09

    @Phintastic: Highly doubtful that his car would have been a Buick any time in the past 12 months.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/30/09

    @Bahama Swallow:

    Hey, just because the deal ran out doesn't necessarily mean he got rid of the cars.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    Boswell had the best quote - "I can't believe I woke up today having had a better day than Tiger"
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    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    since their knack for getting inside sources to rat on their friends and their utter disdain for independent third-party confirmation allows them stay two steps ahead of the mainstream media

    TMZ? Shit, that's why I come here.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    No mention of Redman getting their first win since The Battle of Little BigHorn?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    The big winner is the bouquet of flowers Tim Tebow gave to his mom. They win because they were tastefully arranged and will never wilt.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    I'm just relieved that obscenely rich, uber-talented automatons have problems of their own.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/30/09

    @ArkansasFred: Do we HAVE to keep talking about the Yankees?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    The road to high performance isn't always paved

    Paved's not here, man.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/30/09

    In reply to TMZ Wins The Weekend
    People are forgetting about the poor fire hydrant. He thought he was safe, settling in a wealthy gated community full of professional golfers, athletes, and movie stars. He had built a nice life for himself. And to be smashed on his own yard by a reckless Cablinasian driver...well, I for one don't think he deserved this.
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/29/09

    In reply to Honestly, This Story Is Like Christmas To Us
    Zales?!? There aren't better jewelry stores in Florida than a crappy mall store? Cheap bastard.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/29/09

    In reply to Honestly, This Story Is Like Christmas To Us
    Better than "running to the vending machine to get an 'Arbuckle Special.'"
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