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About Last Night

What you missed while preparing to flee into outer space ...
• NBA: March toward inevitable Game 7 continues ... Lakers 87, Celtics 81.
• MLB: I sense a great disturbance in The Force ... Noooo!
• NHL: Ron Wilson, fired by Sharks, finds employment in Canada.

8:23 AM on Wed Jun 11 2008
By Rick Chandler
794 views, 48 comments

good morning!

About Last Night

What you missed while trashing your workplace because they took your red stapler ...
• NHL: Heart like a wheel ... Wings win Stanley Cup! For Christ's sake, don't drop it!
• MLB: Paul Konerko ends our suffering, White Sox beat Royals in 15.
• NBA: Suns down to four coaching candidates. Hey, where's Isiah?

8:04 AM on Thu Jun 5 2008
By Rick Chandler
770 views, 46 comments

good morning, ladies

About Last Night

What you missed while being assaulted with Moon Pies ...
• NBA: Lakers take 3-1 series lead over Spurs, situating themselves perfectly for monumental collapse.
• MLB: Let there be light! Santana delivers, as Mets crawl back from the brink of despair, beat Marlins 5-3.
• Despite Will's sudden departure, Amelie Mauresmo and Svetlana Kuznetsova somehow soldier on and advance to second round of French Open.

8:25 AM on Wed May 28 2008
By Rick Chandler
646 views, 37 comments

good morning ... where are my pants?

About Last Night

What you missed while leaping onto the Bob Barr Presidential bandwagon ...
• NBA: Why Don't We Do It On The Road ... Celtics lose again in Cleveland, evening series 2-all.
• MLB: Nick Adenhart gets his first major league victory, then is promptly sent to the minors. Angels 10, White Sox 7.
• NHL: Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear/Five'll get ya ten Ron Wilson won't be back in towwwwwwn ...

7:45 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By rickchand
769 views, 33 comments

good morning starshine

About Last Night

What you missed while judging coffee-flavored beer ...
• NBA: Pau! Right in the kisser ... Gasol's 36 lead Lakers over Nuggets in Game 1.
• NHL: Duck Soup ... Dallas moves on to second round after 4-1 win over Anaheim.
• MLB: Like zombies and Hillary Clinton, Red Sox simply will not stay buried.

7:59 AM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By rickchand
733 views, 34 comments

good morning!

About Last Night

What you missed while inventing a bike while drunk ...
• College basketball: The free throw, she no go in so good. Kansas 75, Memphis 68, OT.
• MLB: Walk-off grand slam? Cooool. Angels 6, Indians 4.
• NFL: David Garrard signs seven-year, $60 million deal with Jaguars; will still be 12th quarterback drafted in your fantasy league.

8:25 AM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By rickchand
791 views, 55 comments

good morning!

About Last Night

What you missed while Herb Peterson was laid to rest on a toasted, buttered English muffin ...
• NBA: Ha. People are starting to call them the C's, now. (Please stop it). Boston 117, Phoenix 97.
• Soccer: Beckham reaches 100-game milestone, is awarded a nice shiny yellow card.
• NHL: Presenting your first-place Minnesota Wild.

8:20 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By rickchand
831 views, 34 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while changing your Facebook status ... a lot ...
• NHL: Ovechkin "strikes out" in SuperSkills' breakaway challenge.
• NBA: Bzzzzzzz ... Hornets sting Spurs by 24 to take the top spot in the West.
• Tennis: Djokovic imitates Djokovic winning the Australian Open.

10:30 AM on Sun Jan 27 2008
By skeets
623 views, 18 comments

good morning, sweet world

So, Um, Yeah, About Last Night

What you missed while pissing mediocrity ...
• NBA: Kobe's 40 not enough to beat Mavs. 48 would've done the trick though.
• Golf: Tiger leads Buick by four-strokes at 12-under. *Silent pump fist*
• Tennis: Sex sells ... and wins. Sharapova claims her third Grand Slam title with a 7-5, 6-3 victory over Ivanovic at the Australian Open.

10:30 AM on Sat Jan 26 2008
By skeets
643 views, 23 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while swimming laps with Sean C. Reilly ...
• NFL: History was never really my thing. Patriots 38, Giants 35.
• Alamo Bowl: Live, JoePa, live! Penn State erases early deficit to beat Texas A&M.
• NBA: Tyson Chandler, clairvoyant. Hornets 86, Cavs 76.

10:30 AM on Sun Dec 30 2007
By skeets
334 views, 8 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while frantically sculpting a purple Ferris wheel ...
• Champs Sports Bowl: Eagles extend nation's longest meaningless bowl winning streak to eight. B.C. 24, Michigan State 21.
• NBA: OK, this is getting a tad bit ridiculous. Blazers win their 12th in a row.
• NHL: Three shots. Three goals. Game. Habs crush Panthers in sunny Florida.

10:30 AM on Sat Dec 29 2007
By skeets
283 views, 8 comments

christmas hangover

Good Morning From Post-Christmas Haze

OK, so everyone has survived Christmas, yes? We didn't get much; we're a grownup now, so instead of getting Transformers toys, we get luggage. It came in handy; we do have a rather long trip coming up. More »

9:15 AM on Wed Dec 26 2007
By Leitch
4,036 views, 74 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while gettin' busy livin' ...
• NFL: Shaun Hill is undefeated; third-string QB leads 49ers over Bengals.
• NBA: Spurs top Nuggets in Duncan's return; Matt Bonner not impressed.
• Div. III Football: ♫ Mt. Union goes falling down a-down to UW-Whitewater / That's cuz the Beaver learned to step lightly. ♫

10:30 AM on Sun Dec 16 2007
By skeets
439 views, 19 comments

good morning, sweet ant

About Last Night

What you missed while sitting in a giant inflatable snow globe ...
• College Football. Appalachian St. becomes Div. I-AA's first three-peat champs.
• NBA. Rip City re-rising; Blazers win sixth straight 99-91 over Utah.
• NHL. Bloody Alexei Ponikarovsky scores two; Leafs thrash Atlanta 4-0.
(And yes, it looks like Nightmare Ant is going to be posted above everything until 2pm today. He truly does have a mind of his own. Sorry.)

10:30 AM on Sat Dec 15 2007
By skeets
439 views, 15 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed getting stuck in the chimney ...
• CFB: Unbeaten no more. Daniel and his No. 3 Tigers knock off No. 2 Jayhawks.
• NBA: Jesus at the buzzer ... GOOD! Hallelujah! Boston 96, Charlotte 95.
• CBB: Hansbrough scores 21; No. 1 UNC survives BYU scare.

10:30 AM on Sun Nov 25 2007
By skeets
282 views, 4 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while trying to close that damn fence ...
• CFB: Hawaii beats Boise St. to win WAC title; Colt demands your respect!.
• NBA: They call him The Big Rebirth; Shaq leads Heat over Rockets, 98-91.
• CBB: Freshman Eric Gordon drops 30 plus change again; No. 8 Indiana rolls.

10:30 AM on Sat Nov 24 2007
By skeets
286 views, 7 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while droppin' a deuce up on the roof ...
• NHL: Roenick scores his 500th career goal with a child on his back.
• College Football: LSU destroys LA Tech, eyes that number one spot! (Woo, hey!)
• NBA: Brandon Roy has career best 32, ends Blazers losing streak to Mavs.

10:30 AM on Sun Nov 11 2007
By skeets
346 views, 4 comments

good morning, sweet world

About Last Night

What you missed while analyzing gRAPhs ...
• NBA: Yao's Rockets beat Yi's Bucks. China politely applauds.
• NHL: I hope the Discovery Channel caught this: Ducks defeat Sharks in shootout.
• College Football: Rutgers Ray Rice rushes for rool-record. Hey, alliteration!

10:15 AM on Sat Nov 10 2007
By skeets
246 views, 3 comments

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