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05/09/09
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I'm just playin'....you seem even drunker than I am, so I think I have some catching up to do, Shakes.
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Fuck it, she fucked Barry Zito. So she's on the same plane as Chuck Knoblockhead.
OOOH! Burn.
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Oh man, I should not be DUANing. What the fuck did I just say?
And Rookies, I know you're laughing at me on Skype. But I love you, so that's all that matters.
No homo?
05/09/09
You are the shit as well, is it a drunk Shakey night?
05/09/09
Hold on, I gotta say a quick random one liner to entertain the masses.
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AJ and Dashiell always give me money when I ask for it, which is the only reason I even come to this shitty blog.
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Yeah. I don't know what I'll do when the NHL Playoffs are over. I just want the following to happen: a move back to ESPN a couple days a week, less marketing of Crosby, less hooking calls, a Rangers team that can score.
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It was fun, how is everyone else doing?
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It was hot as hell, which made finding shade key when following guys around.
@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Et tu?
@Business_Socks: Who hasn't said that to him? His rack is almost comparable to your sister's. Almost.
05/08/09
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I could only manage to drink a couple of beers, I needed to drink lots and lots of water just to not pass out.
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/no, not really.
05/08/09
Fuck, fuck, and Fuck.
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But I can see how all that garbage ruined the evening.
05/08/09
It's one thing if you stink, and are playing slow because of that. I can live with that, I've been there. Something else entirely to just have no concept of getting your ass in gear, and just totally fuck everyone behind you.
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Sorry, just seething with jealousy, knowing how utterly thrilled I'd be with a 41 for nine.
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The real gem, though? Discovering his father's name is Lovedale Lovedale. That kills me for some reason.
05/08/09
Keuth Duany, who played on Syracuse's 2003 National Championship team, has a brother named Duany Duany.
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Yes he is.
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/Schrute
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@Owen's Hard Greaves: We've done this a couple of times to a couple of people. In fact, that prank is what precipitated this prank.
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Because the best ones are trouble and can't be controlled.
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I warned you all.
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I used it for about a week or so until I tired of the banality. Did get a few laughs from John Hodgman and Michael Ian Black, though.