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Shakey
05/09/09

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Did that fuckmuffin Nibbles strike or is everybody off to never never land?
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Karlifornia
05/09/09

@Shakεy: You fuckin bitch ass cunt. Did you read what I sent you yet? I demand feedback, jack.

I'm just playin'....you seem even drunker than I am, so I think I have some catching up to do, Shakes.
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Shakey
05/09/09

@Karlifornia: Oopsies. I forgot to respond. I'll respond tomorrow morning when I'm sober. Promies.
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Shakey
05/09/09

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Hello. Shakey from a friend's computer. Just wanna say, Coolhwhip you are still the shit. I love pissing of Alyssa Minalo. Did I spell that right?

Fuck it, she fucked Barry Zito. So she's on the same plane as Chuck Knoblockhead.

OOOH! Burn.
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Michael Dukakis
05/09/09

@Shakεy: You are my new favorite commenter.
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Shakey
05/09/09

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: You have good taste in Deadspin commenters. Fuck, it's a good thing that keyboard teacher in 8th grade taught me QWERTY or else commenting would be a shitload harder. Two pointer fingers are not meant for typing 26 different letters.

Oh man, I should not be DUANing. What the fuck did I just say?

And Rookies, I know you're laughing at me on Skype. But I love you, so that's all that matters.

No homo?
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CoolHwhip
05/09/09

@Shakεy: I think our chat room had a tumbleweed roll through it.

You are the shit as well, is it a drunk Shakey night?
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Shakey
05/09/09

@CoolHwhip: Fuck, I knew me and you were the life of the Skype. Chuck provides the comic indifference. What the fuck did I just say? Anyway, yes, it is wasted Shakey night. I almost passed out but I decided that being the comic relief in this dorm room of squares is much better then sleep.

Hold on, I gotta say a quick random one liner to entertain the masses.
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Owen's Hard Greaves
05/09/09

@Shakεy: Congrats on taking on Milano. Is the Sports Gal going to be your next target?
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Shakey
05/09/09

@Owen's Hard Greaves: Man, my next target is whoever pisses me off. Another combination for the cauldron is they need a twitter. So uh, maybe Dwight Howard is my next victim. He sucks dicks on the side, TRUE STATISTIC.
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Chris Hanson's Axe
05/09/09

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By the way Mark did a great job today. I'm not sure what the fuss about Moe was or why there is some need to get the shit pissed out of us when someone new is posting but he posted some great things and opened up some good threads.
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Karlifornia
05/09/09

@Chris Hanson's Axe: I thought he was terrible. I emailed the tips inbox and asked if I could borrow some money and didn't even reply.

AJ and Dashiell always give me money when I ask for it, which is the only reason I even come to this shitty blog.
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Starburied
05/09/09

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FREE RON ARTEST!
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Business_Socks
05/09/09

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Apparently, the Sports Gal has a Twitter now. Let the games begin.
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White Speed Receiver
05/09/09

@Business_Socks: This seems like a bad idea. The last time I invaded ESPN, I got banned for a comment about the Sportsgal and Fred Smoot's double dong.
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Owen's Hard Greaves
05/09/09

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This is Gary Bettman we're talking about. I'm just impressed he's able to figure out how to put on his pants in the morning.
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Owen's Hard Greaves
05/09/09

@Owen's Hard Greaves: That was supposed to be a reply to TheOnlyNetsFan, of course.
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TheOnlyNetsFan
05/09/09

@Owen's Hard Greaves: I'll stay here and chat.

Yeah. I don't know what I'll do when the NHL Playoffs are over. I just want the following to happen: a move back to ESPN a couple days a week, less marketing of Crosby, less hooking calls, a Rangers team that can score.
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vamusical
05/09/09

@TheOnlyNetsFan: How much cap space do you guys have this summer? No more Naslund.
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AtomicBellyButton
05/08/09

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So, I'm not the only one who thinks of that table leg story now every single time they see Ron Artest, right?
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CoolHwhip
05/08/09

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Hey DUAN, went to TPC at Sawgrass today and going tomorrow.

It was fun, how is everyone else doing?
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David Hume
05/08/09

@CoolHwhip: you fucker, that is phenomenal. You camp by a hole, of hoof it around?
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CoolHwhip
05/08/09

@David Hume: Little of both. I hung out around hole 8 and 17 (of course) for some time, than followed around Fred Funk, Boo Weekley, and Trevor Immelman for about 6 or 7 holes.

It was hot as hell, which made finding shade key when following guys around.

@Azian Zero Loves Jezebel: Et tu?

@Business_Socks: Who hasn't said that to him? His rack is almost comparable to your sister's. Almost.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@CoolHwhip: Awesome stuff. One of the best ways to spend a day, unless it's the Turning Stone Championship. Boo to no booze on the course. Boo!
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CoolHwhip
05/08/09

@David Hume: Oh beer was definitely available and definitely prevalent.

I could only manage to drink a couple of beers, I needed to drink lots and lots of water just to not pass out.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@CoolHwhip: Have an awesome time tomorrow. Remember to scream "Get in the hole" as loud as you can, especially on the par 5's.

/no, not really.
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David Hume
05/08/09

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Ok, so, an hour and a half ago,I get in from playing 9 after work - most aggravating experience ever. Dickheads in front waited for the green to clear on a par 5 before they hit. This was in addition to reading every putt like it's the fucking US Open, horsing around, playing multiple balls off the tee. So, I hit into them on the second to last hole and words were had; my GF was annoyed I did that, and it freaking pissed all over my friday evening.

Fuck, fuck, and Fuck.
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Blast Off, Meatball!
05/08/09

@David Hume: Did you yell "Wake up call, assholes!" as you were hitting into them? Because some dude my buddy and I got paired up with when I was like 13 did that before hitting into a similar group, and we thought it was the most awesome thing ever.

But I can see how all that garbage ruined the evening.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@Blast Off, Meatball!:Imagining myself seeing that as a 13 year old is making me laugh right now, thanks for that.

It's one thing if you stink, and are playing slow because of that. I can live with that, I've been there. Something else entirely to just have no concept of getting your ass in gear, and just totally fuck everyone behind you.
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Highbury Library
05/08/09

@David Hume: I used to hit into groups until I got sucker punched and knocked unconscious. The guy did 6 months for assault but I concluded it's not worth it. I give slow players one yell and then I call the clubhouse and tell them that if the marshal doesn't take care of it, I will (empty threat, of course.) It usually gets the job done.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@Highbury Library: Wow, dude, that's a hell of an encounter. I'm really far from being a hothead, and this was the first time I've ever done it (on purpose), I'm not sure why these fuckheads pissed me off so bad. As soon as I did it, visions of lawsuits went through my head and I was pissed at myself for getting so wound up. Jesus, what a way to end the week.
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Highbury Library
05/08/09

@David Hume: I look back on all of those time I got pissed off and am thankful I never hit anybody because at the end of the day it's just a game and supposed to be fun. I've realized that some days you can get stuck behind slow players and others you can cruise along. I hope everything works out with the GF.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@Highbury Library : I hear you man. Unusual day for me, indeed - got that out of my system for another decade, hopefully. My gal was pleased with her 41, and I made dinner, so she forgot about it ASAP.
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Blast Off, Meatball!
05/08/09

@David Hume: Tell your girl I hate her, by the way.

Sorry, just seething with jealousy, knowing how utterly thrilled I'd be with a 41 for nine.
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David Hume
05/08/09

@Blast Off, Meatball!: Heh, it was entertaining back in the day when my buddies would roll their eyes at me dragging some girl along golfing "Oh boy, this'll be fun. Does she even know how to hold it?" The smirks got frowny by the 3rd hole.
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ClintonPortishead
05/08/09

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You remember Andrew Lovedale, the Nigerian fellow otherwise known as the guy on Davidson not named Stephen Curry? No? Well Page 2 has a decent piece on him here: [sports.espn.go.com]

The real gem, though? Discovering his father's name is Lovedale Lovedale. That kills me for some reason.
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UkraineNotWeak
05/08/09

@ClintonPortishead:

Keuth Duany, who played on Syracuse's 2003 National Championship team, has a brother named Duany Duany.
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MrRedDevil
05/08/09

@UkraineNotWeak: Wasn't Duany Duany on that Wisconsin team that made it to the Final Four as a #8 seed?
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UkraineNotWeak
05/08/09

@MrRedDevil:

Yes he is.
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chilltown
05/08/09

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Ok so today my friends and I Saran wrapped a girls car with about 4 layers (and added a PROM? sign in between. She hasn't been asked yet) and I'm sort of hooked on this car prank thing. Any ideas from DUAN? Non-destructive preferred.
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savedbypurplejesus
05/08/09

@chilltown: and was the "PROM?" sign part of the prank...cause that would be terrible and hilarious.
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Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
05/08/09

@chilltown: Get a grizzly bear. Put it in your friend's SUV. If you want to prank a friend with a compact car, you will need to find a grizzly cub. Watch as hilarity ensues.

/Schrute
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chilltown
05/08/09

@savedbypurplejesus: Yes, yes it was. Also, your one is very good.

@Owen's Hard Greaves: We've done this a couple of times to a couple of people. In fact, that prank is what precipitated this prank.
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Owen's Hard Greaves
05/08/09

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Reese Bobby thinks you should use a cougar instead, and not an attractive older woman.
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Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
05/08/09

@Owen's Hard Greaves: Who dat?
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chilltown
05/08/09

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Why does Gawker fire the best ones? I don't get it.
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UkraineNotWeak
05/08/09

@chilltown:

Because the best ones are trouble and can't be controlled.
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Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card
05/08/09

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So I've decided that a watch is the missing piece in my life at the moment, anybody have any good suggestions up to $250?
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ClintonPortishead
05/08/09

@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: My suggestion is you go to overstock.com. Large watch selection and damn good prices.
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Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
05/08/09

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This just in: Confirming what Mets fans already know, Aaron Heilman enjoys the nutritious goodness of a horse's penis.
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UkraineNotWeak
05/08/09

@Encouraging Referee Pitman:

I warned you all.
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ClintonPortishead
05/08/09

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ESPN just threw the word "twitter" out about 12 times in 8 seconds right there. If you listen for long enough I think it just turns into "buzz word! buzz word! double buzz word!"
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Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
05/08/09

@ClintonPortishead: I'd say that confirms shark jumpage, but if something sucked from Day 1, it can't jump.
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ClintonPortishead
05/08/09

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: You're lucky The Artist Formerly Known As RYLAI is in South Africa, or he'd explain to you that you're just not using it right.

I used it for about a week or so until I tired of the banality. Did get a few laughs from John Hodgman and Michael Ian Black, though.
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