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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    Meet February Smith. She likes pounding beers, is multi-orgasmic and majored in "West Coast Offense" at USC. She has a fetish for out-of-shape, not-famous guys with body hair.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    from the article: Sure, she can pull off the look (just do her hair and her makeup and put her in the passenger seat of a Coupe de Ville) and the poise (watch Betty Draper any Sunday night), but that’s not her.

    Mark Sanchez and Chad Henne: you're on notice
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    And he knows what he's got to do
    And he knows he's gonna have fun with you
    (You lucky lady)
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    Whenever I see Troy play I have an over welming urge to pull his hair. It is a good thing that January and I are not invited to the same Halloween parties or I would be arrested for some violent sexual hair pulling assault.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    I knew there was a reason why South Dakota existed.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    She likes Muse! I like Muse! January, call me!
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    10/13/09

    In reply to January Jones Seems Like A Fun Lady
    Hah! AJ reads the articles..
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    It can be explained by the fact that Andy Roddick, while married to Brooklyn Decker, does not control her body/life/career, you misogynistic prick.
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    09/11/09

    @FitzgeraldEpidaurus: Psst! you guys want to smell something really bad?
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    Image of Choire Choire
    09/11/09

    @FitzgeraldEpidaurus: What are you, crazy? Of course he does! SHE IS CHATTEL.
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    09/11/09

    @Choire: I love that you're a star commenter in the Gawker universe, even after the purge.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    I waiting for the day she becomes a T & A & V machine.

    V for vagina.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    matt walsh was starting for UF's basketball team when i attended, and every time they were on the road he'd be heckled with pictures from his then-girlfriend's playboy shoot.

    who the fuck is matt walsh? exactly.

    watch out, roddick.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?

    Actually, she's just a T machine. The A portion of her business has been outsourced to India.
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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    "You know, hon, I make plenty of money, why don't we keep the girls inside for a while?"

    Can you imagine? Decker's tits were 22 when they were stashed inside a turtleneck.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    With a name like Brooklyn, it's only a matter of time before those "Dick Chicken" graffiti tags shows up all over her.

    /hopes others have noticed them
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    09/11/09

    @X-tacle: pussy and ham, 2 great tastes that go great together.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH."

    Seriously, when was the last time you were playing beer pong and some prick wasn't trying to distract you with his loofah?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @David Hume: "See, it looks like a sponge shaped like a strawberry. But it has a zipper on the side and I put all the little chips of soap in here when they are too small for my washcloth!! See! SEE!!"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?

    Brooklyn Decker is an Internet-enabled computer?
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