Aaron Rodgers Doesn't Think God Is A Football Fan

Lots of people talkin' about God and football these days! Just a day after Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson blamed his four-interception NFC Championship game performance on God, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who was vanquished by Wilson (and possibly the Lord Almighty?!) in that game, was asked if he thought… » 1/21/15 10:28am 1/21/15 10:28am

Not Even Hockey Is Safe For Packers Fans Right Now

I absolutely love this. When your own team sucks—as the Vikings do—sports, in their infinite wisdom, offer you a consolation prize: exulting in the tears of your enemies. St. Paul native Ryan Rhody had seats behind the Wild's bench for last night's game, and so knew he'd end up on TV multiple times. So he whipped out… » 1/20/15 11:37am 1/20/15 11:37am

Packers Loss Sends Small Child Into Devastated Weeping Frenzy

Little man is legitimately upset here (and maybe a little sleepy), and with good reason. Green Bay's swift collapse yesterday was probably his first crushing sports loss, and he got a nice jersey on for the game and everything. His mom tries comforting him with a "we got next year," but next year is a long-ass time… » 1/19/15 8:12pm 1/19/15 8:12pm

Seahawks Tweet, Delete MLK Quote With Photo Of Crying Russell Wilson

Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson had tears streaming down his face after Seattle beat the Packers in overtime. He was crying as the team huddled up for the postgame prayer circle, and he was still crying through his postgame interview. Wilson was understandably emotional over the team's miraculous comeback, and… » 1/19/15 3:31pm 1/19/15 3:31pm

This Is How Close The Seahawks Came To Never Even Starting A Comeback

At The MMQB, Robert Klemko has a fascinating breakdown of the Seahawks' fake field goal that got them on the board and set the stage for their historic comeback. And it's incredible just how specific a scenario the Seahawks required to even give the green light for punter Jon Ryan to loft that touchdown pass to… » 1/19/15 3:07pm 1/19/15 3:07pm

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed To Try To Catch That Onside Kick

On the other side of the Seahawks' disbelieving delirium is, necessarily, a whole lot of Packers feeling individually shitty about something they did, or failed to do, any one of which might have been enough to ice this game for good. Settling for a pair of field goals from the 1-yard line comes to mind, as does… » 1/19/15 9:08am 1/19/15 9:08am

Just What The Hell Was That? The 2015 NFC Championship In Photos

The Seahawks and Packers just played one of the ugliest, unlikeliest, and all around most fantastic NFC championship games in recent memory. Seven turnovers, come-from-behind touchdowns and field goals, an onside kick recovered off a guy's head, and a punter throwing for a crucial fourth-down touchdown—this was an… » 1/18/15 7:33pm 1/18/15 7:33pm

The Packers Got Everyone In Green Bay Playing Settlers Of Catan

The Wall Street Journal's Kevin Clark, who has been pumping out fun, off-color NFL stories all year, has another good one today. It's all about how a handful of Green Bay Packers got hooked on Settlers of Catan, the board game that all of your buddies who are bearded craft-beer enthusiasts are addicted to. » 1/15/15 5:09pm 1/15/15 5:09pm

A Priceless Photo Of Chris Christie Thinking Dez Bryant Made That Catch

Though FOX didn't give us the Chris Christie reaction shots we desired for the Cowboys-Packers game, stringer Andy Manis snapped a photo for NJ.com of Jerry Jones's suite at Lambeau Field, reportedly as Dez Bryant made his fourth-down catch (that was overturned after review). Christie, in the upper-right, looks… » 1/11/15 6:46pm 1/11/15 6:46pm

Newspaper Tweets, Deletes Perfectly Good Aaron Rodgers Penis Joke

The St. Paul Pioneer Press has a quick story on Aaron Rodgers's good-luck charm--the beard of a Lambeau communications technician, which the QB gives a playful li'l fondle during games. Above is how the paper sent it out on Twitter this morning; it was quickly deleted, because Americans just don't appreciate a good… » 12/30/14 5:47pm 12/30/14 5:47pm

Man Loses Bet, Puts String Cheese In Aaron Rodgers Jersey In Butt [NSFW]

It is my fiduciary responsibility to alert you to this very NSFW photo of a Bears fan putting a stick of string cheese that is outfitted in a tiny Aaron Rodgers jersey up his butt. The Bears fan—Reddit user /u/mshotts—lost a bet and had to provide photographic evidence of it going up his butt. If you haven't lost a… » 12/29/14 3:04pm 12/29/14 3:04pm