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New York, 2:12 AM
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    Texas Wins The Weekend

    Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again

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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    As about a 50%-Texas fan, I've never been so ashamed of a victory, secured on the back of a kickoff out of bounds, horse-collar tackle, and season-longest FG.

    Given that horrific performance, and considering that he has four classes' worth of top-10 recruits, Offensive Coordinator Greg Davis may be the worst successful assistant coach in football history.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Greg Ostertag, call your agent.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    It's good that the godless Filipinos are finally getting new T-shirts.

    Those "'The Starter Wife' Gets Renewed For A Second Exciting Season!" scoopnecks are really starting to wear out.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    New Orleans: Whoo boy. That's not dodging a bullet. That was divine intervention.

    Call it what you will - divine intervention, karmic payback for Carney's missed PAT after the River City Relay in 2003, the fact that I promised my first born child to a homeless guy on Canal St. who claimed to be the devil for a Super Bowl win this season. We're just splitting hairs here, really.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    @Silent Q: Y'know, now that you bring it up, I'm still waitin' on delivery on that first-born. Got an ETA?
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    12/07/09

    @AzureTexan: You just worry about holding up your end of the bargain at the beginning of February, homeless devil. Also, please stop haunting my dreams and posessing my cat. Thanks.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    How can people actually defend a sport where three teams can win every single one of their games yet have zero opportunity to win their sport's championship.

    I assume you are talking about my kid's tee-ball team that went undefeated and yet the fucking Yankees and Phillies got to play in the World Series? WTF? Thanks for supporting my family's cause, Dash .
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    That poor, poor bastard.

    Also? Old. And evidently degenerative as well.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    ...but you-know-who just might be coming down their chimney this Christmas!

    Imelda Marcos?
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    Get on the G-Train!

    The only train where you're not in danger of becoming the victim of a hate crime by John Rocker.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/07/09

    In reply to Texas Wins The Weekend
    Certainly Greg Oden's worst weekend since he caught scurvy aboard the Santa Maria.

    Oh, and also the time the Spanish Influenza of 1919 cock-blocked him from a raging 3-way following the Sadie Hawkins dance.

    He looks older than he is, you see.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    What's really heartwarming, though, is the trio of photographers rushing in to help.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Well, I'm sure the next time the Traiblazers have a top 2 draft pick and can choose between an injury-prone center and a once-in-a-lifetime talent, they'll make the right choice. Third time is the charm, right?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Any truth to the rumor that a phalanx of tiny gnomes crawled out of Oden's beard and took to the wound with pickaxes?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @Juancho: Weird. My band in high school was called Phalanx of Tiny Gnomes.

    (oh, and + 1 elf)
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    ella ella, eh eh eh, eh eh eh
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/06/09

    In reply to Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again
    Man, Seattle fans must be really happy they didn't get this guy.

    Oh. Right...
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    11/16/09

    In reply to Where The Wild Oden Are
    Is rabbititus an STD? #gregoden
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