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    Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    This seems appropriate, considering that a summary of the 2008 Syracuse football season could be published as A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    From all accounts from Syracuse, a terrible coach but a great human being.


    Sort of like Jimmy Carter.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    When my time comes, I'm going to read The Phantom Tollbooth to my bosses. Most likely because I will have been fired for being stoned at work.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    In unrelated news, my "sources" are telling me Tuberville is done at Auburn.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/03/08

    @Artie Fufkin:


    Somebody's bookmarked the Ledger-Enquirer.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    I can not coach on a plane

    I can not coach on a train

    A better coach would be a box

    A better coach would be a fox


    I do not win Sam I am

    'cause I cannot coach worth a damn

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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    Golly, he reminds me of Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. Does anybody else see this?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @Green Weenie:


    Kenneth: So Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
    Jack: I heard you were talking to my colleague Devon Banks. Did he tell you why he was in New York?
    Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
    Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas. You know he started off as page just like you.
    Kenneth: Really? So did I!
    Jack: You say the right things, ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open some doors for you.
    Kenneth: Ok. What kinds of questions?
    Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him and tell him you have two tickets for A Chorus Line for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?

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    Image of cowbell204 cowbell204
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    Syracuse does not Choo-Choo-Choose you, Greg Robinson
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @cowbell204: And it doesn't have a picture of a train!
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    Syracuse, to me, is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost his Way".
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    So that's what he's been reading instead of a playbook.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    He was initially going to read an excerpt from Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret until he realized there's a bunch of "icky period stuff" in it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    Somebody should read Strega Nona to Charlie Weis.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    at least he didn't go with the guilt trip that is The Giving Tree.
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    Image of MattFoley MattFoley
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    Charlie Weis will read, "If you give a Mouse a cookie" at his next press conference
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/03/08

    @MattFoley: Funny, I always thought of Weis as a fan of "Green Eggs and Ham."
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    He then brought out special guest Slick Rick for a classic rendition of "Children's Story."
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/03/08

    In reply to Greg Robinson Reads Children's Classics
    "by all accounts he's a decent coach"


    Which accounts are those, exactly?


    KC Chiefs fans were thrilled to lose him to Texas.

    Longhorns fans were thrilled to lose him to 'Cuse.

    Orange fans are thrilled he's gone.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/03/08

    He's an amazing help for the ladies playing Bridge down at the retirement home.
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